I got this from my Mom and i had to share. Hilarious!
Dear Renae,
Yes, Grandpa is convinced you are a junkie,
which means of course that I am the worst mother in the world, in his eyes.
Then he says there is no way you can escape drugs in college, (I did)
and that Erwin sure got caught up in it and what a miracle it didn't
kill Erwin and what an achievement that he escaped it
( allegedly).
But when Erwin was into drugs, Stanley certainly never pulled him out
of anywhere by the hair....and he doesn't seem to own any
responsibility for Erwins drug use.....hmmmmm, I smell a double
standard here....
Well they left yesterday to go meet Erwin at a training school of some
sort in Pullman, Washington.
Huge coincidence that he would be on their way to their home. So, I
fixed them breakfast before they left to go see him, and I put lots of
onions and garlic in thier scrambled eggs.....my gift to Erwin.
They got home OK, but they did their best to kill my birthday party.
Morticia (Mom) refused to crack a smile a whole time, and Lurch (Dad)
told some inappropriate jokes, offended those near him at least once
each, then just shut up and sat there the rest of the night. I just
ignored the party poopers and had an awesome time dancing and laughing
and socializing with friends and neighbors.
We can talk later, will be in Portland Thursday, see you then!
much love,
Mom
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The scrambled egg coment just kills me. Espeicaly seeing as how horificly allergic my mom is to eggs so she never keeps them in hte house. This means she specficly went out of her way to prepare that verry special breakfast. SO i'm going to try and have dinner with my Mom and tyler on thursday night, it should be good.
Yes, Grandpa is convinced you are a junkie,
which means of course that I am the worst mother in the world, in his eyes.
Then he says there is no way you can escape drugs in college, (I did)
and that Erwin sure got caught up in it and what a miracle it didn't
kill Erwin and what an achievement that he escaped it
( allegedly).
But when Erwin was into drugs, Stanley certainly never pulled him out
of anywhere by the hair....and he doesn't seem to own any
responsibility for Erwins drug use.....hmmmmm, I smell a double
standard here....
Well they left yesterday to go meet Erwin at a training school of some
sort in Pullman, Washington.
Huge coincidence that he would be on their way to their home. So, I
fixed them breakfast before they left to go see him, and I put lots of
onions and garlic in thier scrambled eggs.....my gift to Erwin.
They got home OK, but they did their best to kill my birthday party.
Morticia (Mom) refused to crack a smile a whole time, and Lurch (Dad)
told some inappropriate jokes, offended those near him at least once
each, then just shut up and sat there the rest of the night. I just
ignored the party poopers and had an awesome time dancing and laughing
and socializing with friends and neighbors.
We can talk later, will be in Portland Thursday, see you then!
much love,
Mom
__________________
The scrambled egg coment just kills me. Espeicaly seeing as how horificly allergic my mom is to eggs so she never keeps them in hte house. This means she specficly went out of her way to prepare that verry special breakfast. SO i'm going to try and have dinner with my Mom and tyler on thursday night, it should be good.