The two J's of the day are...
Jury and Junkie.
So today i got my first jury duty notice. Woowhoo finaly years of SVU will pay off. No i kid, i'm not excitede about haveing it on a thursday, but i'm not tottaly bumed about it either.
Now for the far more hillarious J of the day. Back story: My mom's birthday is tomarow, so her parents did a surpirse 24 hour notice visit to her. Well i got a breif e-mail about how her dad (drunk fisherman without any toes on one foot ie basicly a pirate) had gotten their a day early and before 8 they had already had a huge screaming match. What about was unclear. SO i called today to wish mom a happy early birthday and she was talking kinda secretivly "because they were somewhere in the house". So i haven't realy talked to these people much since the divorce, but becasue they were there i agreed to talk to them. BUt before my mom passed off the phone she kinda warned me to be on gaurd and then did a little explaining:
Long story short:
My mom told her parents about my PCOSyndrom (whats up with my ovaries and crazy periods, the leading cause of infertility in American women). Well apaerently the fight bewteen my mom and her dad was about this. My grandpa thought my medical thing was clearly caused becuse i'm doing drugs and wanted my mom to drag me home right away and into rehab. So i'm asuming the fight was my mom telling her dad this was not the case. I had to aske my mom for clarifaction on "drugs" and well turns out my Grandpa thinks I'm a junkie. BWAHAHAH. Hilarious, i think im the most straight edge person in my faimly, and my family's pretty clean cut. Anywho i hope you random peopel who read this blog find it as hilarious as i do.
So today i got my first jury duty notice. Woowhoo finaly years of SVU will pay off. No i kid, i'm not excitede about haveing it on a thursday, but i'm not tottaly bumed about it either.
Now for the far more hillarious J of the day. Back story: My mom's birthday is tomarow, so her parents did a surpirse 24 hour notice visit to her. Well i got a breif e-mail about how her dad (drunk fisherman without any toes on one foot ie basicly a pirate) had gotten their a day early and before 8 they had already had a huge screaming match. What about was unclear. SO i called today to wish mom a happy early birthday and she was talking kinda secretivly "because they were somewhere in the house". So i haven't realy talked to these people much since the divorce, but becasue they were there i agreed to talk to them. BUt before my mom passed off the phone she kinda warned me to be on gaurd and then did a little explaining:
Long story short:
My mom told her parents about my PCOSyndrom (whats up with my ovaries and crazy periods, the leading cause of infertility in American women). Well apaerently the fight bewteen my mom and her dad was about this. My grandpa thought my medical thing was clearly caused becuse i'm doing drugs and wanted my mom to drag me home right away and into rehab. So i'm asuming the fight was my mom telling her dad this was not the case. I had to aske my mom for clarifaction on "drugs" and well turns out my Grandpa thinks I'm a junkie. BWAHAHAH. Hilarious, i think im the most straight edge person in my faimly, and my family's pretty clean cut. Anywho i hope you random peopel who read this blog find it as hilarious as i do.