Oct 27, 2006 04:56
my kids are crazy. seriously
the other day we had 3 snakes on the back porch. Joel came running inside telling noone to go out there. but you all know me i'm a rebel lol (who also grew up on a farm for most of my early childhood so snakes don't scare me in fact i think theyre gorgeous) me and the kids at the time were in the gym listening and dancing around to music (daggy i know but it kept them quiet lol) so i told the kids and joel to stay inside and went out to investigate. one was just a carpet python which is harmless and the other two were king browns. which are pretty deadly. i have recently taught TJ since moving here that some snakes can be really deadly. so anyway i go out to move the browns. and tj was watching me through the window. she saw what i was doing and apparently turned to joel and shurgged her shoulders and said "oh well she's dead now" then asked joel if she would get a new mummy and walked off. sadistic child of mine
A few days later Rachael was sitting in the living room eating one of those killer python lollies (you know those huge ass snake things) tj looked at her and said you're going to die now. lol. maybe i shouldnt have taught her about snakes. but then of course proceeded to chuck a tantrum because she wanted some of Rach's lolly. a 9 year old and a 2 year old arguing just isn't fun.
Driving to my mums the other day i had eli, tj, rachael and flick in the car. the entire way there elijah was kicking the back of my chair. tj was kicking rachaels. and then they both started fighting over an empty coke bottle. i mean hell come on guys it was an EMPTY bottle. i swear my kids argue just to drive me insane. i really need to find new ways to entertain them in the car because theyre just getting seriously annoying.