With no sign of who left it there. Probably an island ninja.

( Sitting atop a note which reads 'Happy Monday, Master of Darkness.' )

Seriously. There’s no other explanation. I have a weird, supernatural ability. I can’t fly or set things on fire with my brain, or anything cool like that. No that’d be way too normal.

I hit people with cars.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. “That’s not a superpower, Rem, that’s just bad driving.” But the thing is, I don’t have to be driving the ( Read more... )

But I haven’t posted in a while. It’s not that interesting stuff hasn’t happened… Or, I guess interesting stuff is in the process of happening.

Yeah. So… wouldn’t want to speak too soon and all that. Or something.

I’ve been quite the internet stalker recently, it seems. Jabbering away at people in blog comments, and the angry, cynical part of my ( Read more... )