Jim has returned to the public domain.

Aug 18, 2015 14:33

So after a couple of dog attacks and some serious comedy Jim is back into his old stride.

It's night, slumber (a fleeting thing) rests quietly upon my brow, then 'thump' at the door and then silence, then the unmistakable scratch of claws trying to find traction on polished wood. Sanctuary for the night. My head touches the pillow, before I have time to realize if I'm comfortable or not I sleep.
A loud noise and a rush of cold air wake me to a world of purples and grey. The door is open I look around something is moving fast but I cannot focus on it, it's white, but I know what it is 'IT'S HIM!' The pink slobber coated tongue hits before I can escape my doona prison, I cry out and launch a counter attack over half my face coated in dog slobber. My bed is not safe from Jim's mad mutt attacks.

The first attack the dog wasn't restrained it bite his throat and it got infected. The second attack the dog wasn't restrained it bite me and it bit Jim who pushed me aside from the second hit of the dog.

Labs get fat when their neutered but it was the only way to ensure he was safe. Not just from other dogs but humans - at least dogs have some honour.

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