THREE ][ and everything around her is a silver pool of light

[remarkablycalm]

Has anyone got any advice to give to a first-time business owner? And I very much mean first time, as I've no experience whatsoever, although I've got more than a bit of general life experience. It isn't a freshly starting up business either, rather-- well, it's a business which was recently started and then closed and is now attempting to change

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[miss_waldorf]

Make sure you get famous loyal customers.

[remarkablycalm]

Do such things exist in this place?

[miss_waldorf]

Shall I give you a list of eligible ones?

[remarkablycalm]

Have you even got one? Not that I agree wholly with the blatant use of celebrity, absolutely not. But my curiosity is being aggravated now.

[miss_waldorf]

I could give you the names but not the phone numbers. How's that?

[remarkablycalm]

Phone-- oh, no, it's perfectly fine. I wouldn't know what to do with a list of telephone numbers anyway, to be honest.

[miss_waldorf]

To name a few: Adrian Veidt, Bruce Wayne, Hiro Nakamura and Claire Bennet. If they love your business then the whole City loves it too.

[remarkablycalm]

Then I suppose that the real question is, whether or not they like sweets. And if they do not, how that can be changed.

Have you got a name, by the way?

[miss_waldorf]

The latter two do.

Blair Waldorf. And yours, Mr. Hobo?

[remarkablycalm]

You know for sure? You're very well-connected.

Remus John Lupin. Although Mr. Hobo is functional.

[miss_waldorf]

It comes with the job.

Remus then, John is so common.

[remarkablycalm]

The job?

It is very common. My father's name, that's what it is, John. Remus is just fine if you don't like the sound of Mr. Hobo.

[miss_waldorf]

The name rather. I doubt you know what Waldorf means, or Bass or van der Woodsen or Archibald in that case.

Nice to meet you, Remus.

[remarkablycalm]

Well, they're surnames. European from the sounds of it.

An extreme pleasure, Blair. It isn't presumptuous to call you Blair, is it?

[miss_waldorf]

You should find them on Forbes' list.

Not at all~ I insist you call me that.

[remarkablycalm]

What's Forbes?