Communication Breakdown
I gave up on my old cellphone, I think the coffee finished it off. So I went to buy a new one during my lunch break today. It's about time I did, really, because I've heard my last one be compared to a brick. The woman in the shop was very helpful and managed to convince me that an iPhone was the one for me. She said it would 'accommodate all my cellphone needs and more!' My only need is to make phone calls, which is apparently unheard of judging by the look she gave me when I told her that.
She was lying by the way. I can turn it into a lightsaber, but I still haven't worked out how to make a phone call.
She was lying by the way. I can turn it into a lightsaber, but I still haven't worked out how to make a phone call.