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[relativity]

Right, there's this awesome Monty Python sketch called Spot the Loony. It's a call-in game show where they show a number of normal people, or a normal situation, and you, the home viewer, have to Spot the Loony

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[dragon_dance]

Dear Wise and Powerful relly_fortuna,

I don't get Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Does this make me uncool?

Signed,
Worried near Washington

[random_syzygy]

But of course not!

It makes you THE LOONY!!! WOO! WOO! WOOOOO!

[dragon_dance]

Well, there are worse things to be, I guess. ;D

[random_syzygy]

Or, perhaps, you've just never seen an episode with the Mooninites in it. Because they're really what makes the show, for me.

[relativity]

You don't get to be the loony. Two points from Dorklestein, your new house. Because you suck.

[relativity]

Dear Worried,

There are many different paths to coolness. For example, one might appreciate the absurdist humor of a classic Adult Swim offering such as Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Or perhaps one might possess a particularly bitchin' appreciation for music. One might increase one's coolness by standing just in front of an air conditioner, or by making a rather poor play on words, as I did just there. Or you could always bribe one of the Known Cool Gurus to hack into the mainframe to artificially tweak your setting. I accept $20s and porn.

In short, there are as many ways to be cool as there are ways to skin a cat.(1)(2)

-W and P r_f

(1) Cat-skinning is illegal and is not endorsed by this web persona or her blog

(2) Web persona does not know of any ways whatsoever in which one would attempt this anyway