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1.) If anyone needs money, I'm offering a $20 reward to the first person who changes the sign at Lonestar from "All You Can Eat Baby Back Ribs" to "Al You Can Eat Black Baby Ribs." I'm not even kidding. I will go with you. I'll keep a look-out.
2.) I shaved my fake beard and I hate my face. I thought that by losing a lot of weight I would magically get a structured studly face, but really it's still pudgy and nondescript. I look like an ugly tubby baby, and not in that good way.
3.) As promised,
Goals for Summer:
- Get a sweet tan
- Swim a lot
- Skate a lot
- Bike a lot
- Eat a lot of Pineapple Whip (1 down, 94 to go)
- Dance a lot
- Drink a lot
- Brodown more often
- Have an awesome time in Nawlins
- Go see some shows out of town
- Get that gnarly Warped Tour sunburn
- Camp for real
- Ride some rollercoasters
- Ride LOTS of rollercoasters
- Stop being mean to people
- Start being mean to people
- Grill out once a week (minimum)
- Try and then love that new Blue Moon
- Sell more booze to rich girls
- Badmitton (and lots of it)
- Finish a book (YES A WHOLE BOOK)
- Finish a book (one of the 12 I've already started)
- Spend the hours of 2 a.m. to 5 a.m. doing nothing but watching TV on DVD every night
- I guess buy a new iPod and tape it to my belly
- Buy an iOtter so I can shower with my iPod taped to my belly
I guess that's it for now. I reserve the right to update or remove anything as necessary.
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Cont:
- Learn to roll a phat blunt
- Try not to get anyone pregnant
- Stay out of jail
- Post-up at that abandoned gas station
- Ride around stunting
- Go to the iMax
- While in Branson, get the Yakov prize
- Buy a globe bar and man chair
- Finish unpacking / hang up that Sergei Federov poster