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Okay, so I thought I had a final at 10 a.m., but when I got to school... I noticed no one was in the class room. Well, some people were, but they weren't MY people. So I snuck into another class room and found a computer. I logged on and checked the schedule, and apparently I don't have a final until 1 o'clock. Son of a bitch. I should of just checked it prior to this morning, I guess. Or maybe paid attention when she was talking. Or not been a complete fuckup. Siiiiiigh.
I just remembered this one time when I was babysitting this kid, and right before her mom left to go out on a date or some shit, she pulled me into the kitchen and just had to show me something. She reached on top of the fridge and pulled down a tazer. I thought it was for the kid, but she told me it was for her ex-husband if he were to show up and try anything funny.
I keep breaking stuff. Here's a list of stuff I've broken in the last few days-
1.) a toilet
2.) the fridge
3.) a glass
4.) my phone
Of those, I'm most distraught about my phone. Obviously. I'm glad that I'm unreachable, that's been fun. It's also not as sad when I don't get calls or texts, because at least now I have a valid excuse. I'm sad that I never know what time it is, and that I don't have an alarm clock. I keep waking up randomly and checking clocks around the house, and then realizing it's way too early to be awake. So then I go back to sleep. But then I oversleep. Maybe I should fix my phone.
I'm working on a PowerPoint Presentation about why I'll never love or be loved again. Please submit a list of my lesser qualities for the slide entitled "Other's Thoughts."
I'm getting hungry. I think it might be raining. I just heard thunder and WeatherBug has been trying to get me to check for severe weather for like 10 minutes now.
I KNOW YOU LEFT THE WHALE TAPE ON THE COUCH I THREW IT AWAY.
I know I say this every year, but this time I'm really fucking serious. We need to go to Six Flags. I have buy-one-get-one-free coupons. I really want to ride all the new rides, especially the Tony Hawk ride. ESPECIALLY.
In my next post (unless I post again before Thursday), you can expect to read my Goals For Summer list. I've been thinking about this list since February, and I'm quite impressed that I haven't posted it yet.
I guess I'll go get lunch and call those bastards about fixing my phone. And then I will go take my final. And then I will go home. And then I will go buy toothpaste, cause I think I squeezed the very itsy-bitsy last bit out of it this morning.
I love you guys.