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['sup, guys. when the video flickers on, you get a cheerful image of a brown-haired boy brandishing a large pair of gardening shears. he's putting them down now. the backdrop is both sunny and green -- there is another park bench behind the one where he is currently seated. a bit of a rueful grin.]Ah, the weather's been nice recently, hasn't it?

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[derppelganger]

Tch. Sounds like some scam to get birthdays outta people. You one of those identity theft nutbars?

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Sure am. Aren't you curious to see what I'll do with your birthdate?

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[derppelganger]

Jokes on you, McGee! I don't got one!

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Ah, for shame. There goes that beautiful scam down the drain.

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[derppelganger]

You'd have to be a hardcore crossdresser to even go around yanking identities here.

I mean sure you look the part, but if you actually do it is another thing entirely.

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Can't say that's my forte, really.

But there are some very nice cosplay enthusiasts running around hereabouts, however. Maybe I should go off and get some tips.

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[derppelganger]

Pervert confirmed!!

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Oh, was I found out?

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[derppelganger]

Wanting to dress up as a girl for your jollies is way fucking nasty! At least Yamada doesn't do it to get off!

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My, someone certainly feels strongly about the matter. Could you be the inspiring defender of all women, by any chance?