The next morning, no one spoke to one another outside of ‘good mornings’ as they packed up and headed to Mosh’s ship. The sun was just peeking over the horizon, causing the genitals on the boy-child statues to gleam beautifully. Not even that could put anyone into a good mood.
The ship was a newer model and could easily make the trip from California to Louisiana in an hour. But that was an hour with four Groupies that had a regretful night.
The first words came from Albion.
“Don’t worry, it’s normal to be attracted to me.”
Icis pressed her palms against her main eyes. Her stalk eyes were focused on Mosh, who conveniently had several things up on the computer screen that required all of his eyes.
< I lost myself in the morph, > Icis said quietly.
“That’s not what it looked like from here,” Kitty said.
< Really? Who cares what you even have to say? No one liked you and when you disappeared we had a party and pretended to bury you. I pissed on your grave in lion morph
( ... )
Rian could feel the grass between her hosts' fingers, brush against her exposed legs, and sweep across her arms. It tickled, and she imagined each blade to be a miniature Jinx-tongue. The previous night's rainstorm perfectly disguised the puddle underneath her skirt, and made for a good reason for why she was a bit moist.
She was in the middle of a perfectly fabulous daydream when she felt a breeze much stronger than the wind has been. She opened her eyes just in time to see a blade ship landing in the clearing about fifty yards away. She sighed a bit, as she hoped that Jinx would have been the first to arrive, so the two of them could have some precious moments alone. But she already knew that he had many errands to run this morning. She pulled out the list she had compiled earlier in the day after making various phone calls and hacking multiple websites.
Rian, for her part, didn’t look intimidated or even slightly impressed. Icis slowly stalked down the ramp. Polar ice caps melted as she glared at the human-controller. Visser Three could have learned a thing or two from Icis at that moment, but he was kind of dead.
“Oh, hello Icis,” Rian drawled. She was using her poetry-reading voice that usually induced slumber or vomiting. Mosh’s skin turned pale green beneath his fur.
< Greetings, whore, > Icis snarled. < I see you’ve already begun making everyone miserable. >
Rian ignored everything after the initial greeting. “How have you been? It’s just been forever since we’ve seen each other. I see Jinx every day, though.” She mumbled afterwards, Even if he doesn’t see me.
< Maybe you should go and find Alby, Icis, > Mosh said, slowly raising his hands into a placating gesture. < She’s probably crouched in the litter box crying
( ... )
"All hail the great and powerful Wizard of Oz," Jinx bellowed to those below. Several of the ducks quacked, agreeing. One of the ducks released their bowels, landing on Icis as she was centimeters away from killing Rian.
< What the fuck! > She shrieked, coming to a halt. She moved her stalk eyes to the air, seeing a human Jinx floating directly above her, poking his head out of the balloon's basket. Crumbs of some sort seemed to fall from the sky
( ... )
< And how exactly does one Leeran/human nothlit become impregnated by an Andalite war hero? > Icis asked dryly. Her main eyes were on Jinx but her stalk eyes were still on Rian.. Who was turning bright purple with barely concealed rage.
“HOW--” Rian choked out before she was cut off by a gleeful Mosh.
< Well you see, when one warrior loves another-- >
“NO SHUT UP!” Rian shrieked with a southern twang. “I’ll have you know that I am pregnant with Jinx’s baby!”
No one paid Rian much attention. Icis and Mosh were staring at Jinx with some mixture of amusement and horror. Kitty had come out of the ship to rub Albion’s back.
“Oh Arbron.. Arbron..” Albion sniffled.
*Elsewhere, Arbron waited outside of the train station for Tom to arrive. It was well past the time the human had agreed to meet him and the Andalite was becoming impatient. Finally a angry shout drew Arbron’s attention and he trotted over to see what was the matter
( ... )
“But I built this and..” the human trailed off, staring at his shoes.
< And it won’t fit, “Ellimist“! > Arbron whipped his tail faster than Tom had time to react. The cage fell apart around him. The half-mile long line of people that had been waiting behind Tom began to cheer. Tears welled in the human’s eyes. < ..Are you crying? You know what you said about mascara.. >
“OF COURSE I’M NOT CRYING! LET’S GO!” Tom yelled in a very masculine voice. The duo made their way to the rent-a-car and were on their way.
*
Meanwhile, Jinx was setting up a picnic. As he salvaged what was left of the filthy vegetable thins that Rian had spread around, the nothlit cupped his growing belly happily.
As Icis passed by, she totally accidentally kicked him in the stomach, causing an instant miscarriage. < Oops! >
Rian wailed.
*
“I needed that cage, you know,” Tom said softly.
Arbron rolled all four eyes. < The last time I talked to Icis, she said she had converted to Eastern religion and forgone her ways of violence
( ... )
The ship was a newer model and could easily make the trip from California to Louisiana in an hour. But that was an hour with four Groupies that had a regretful night.
The first words came from Albion.
“Don’t worry, it’s normal to be attracted to me.”
Icis pressed her palms against her main eyes. Her stalk eyes were focused on Mosh, who conveniently had several things up on the computer screen that required all of his eyes.
< I lost myself in the morph, > Icis said quietly.
“That’s not what it looked like from here,” Kitty said.
< Really? Who cares what you even have to say? No one liked you and when you disappeared we had a party and pretended to bury you. I pissed on your grave in lion morph ( ... )
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She was in the middle of a perfectly fabulous daydream when she felt a breeze much stronger than the wind has been. She opened her eyes just in time to see a blade ship landing in the clearing about fifty yards away. She sighed a bit, as she hoped that Jinx would have been the first to arrive, so the two of them could have some precious moments alone. But she already knew that he had many errands to run this morning. She pulled out the list she had compiled earlier in the day after making various phone calls and hacking multiple websites.
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“Oh, hello Icis,” Rian drawled. She was using her poetry-reading voice that usually induced slumber or vomiting. Mosh’s skin turned pale green beneath his fur.
< Greetings, whore, > Icis snarled. < I see you’ve already begun making everyone miserable. >
Rian ignored everything after the initial greeting. “How have you been? It’s just been forever since we’ve seen each other. I see Jinx every day, though.” She mumbled afterwards, Even if he doesn’t see me.
< Maybe you should go and find Alby, Icis, > Mosh said, slowly raising his hands into a placating gesture. < She’s probably crouched in the litter box crying ( ... )
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< What the fuck! > She shrieked, coming to a halt. She moved her stalk eyes to the air, seeing a human Jinx floating directly above her, poking his head out of the balloon's basket. Crumbs of some sort seemed to fall from the sky ( ... )
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“HOW--” Rian choked out before she was cut off by a gleeful Mosh.
< Well you see, when one warrior loves another-- >
“NO SHUT UP!” Rian shrieked with a southern twang. “I’ll have you know that I am pregnant with Jinx’s baby!”
No one paid Rian much attention. Icis and Mosh were staring at Jinx with some mixture of amusement and horror. Kitty had come out of the ship to rub Albion’s back.
“Oh Arbron.. Arbron..” Albion sniffled.
*Elsewhere, Arbron waited outside of the train station for Tom to arrive. It was well past the time the human had agreed to meet him and the Andalite was becoming impatient. Finally a angry shout drew Arbron’s attention and he trotted over to see what was the matter ( ... )
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< And it won’t fit, “Ellimist“! > Arbron whipped his tail faster than Tom had time to react. The cage fell apart around him. The half-mile long line of people that had been waiting behind Tom began to cheer. Tears welled in the human’s eyes. < ..Are you crying? You know what you said about mascara.. >
“OF COURSE I’M NOT CRYING! LET’S GO!” Tom yelled in a very masculine voice. The duo made their way to the rent-a-car and were on their way.
*
Meanwhile, Jinx was setting up a picnic. As he salvaged what was left of the filthy vegetable thins that Rian had spread around, the nothlit cupped his growing belly happily.
As Icis passed by, she totally accidentally kicked him in the stomach, causing an instant miscarriage. < Oops! >
Rian wailed.
*
“I needed that cage, you know,” Tom said softly.
Arbron rolled all four eyes. < The last time I talked to Icis, she said she had converted to Eastern religion and forgone her ways of violence ( ... )
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