Hah! I pushed my fiance into the mud!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I set kitiara's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I pushed vaderbabe in the mud (-17 points). Last Thursday I gave scarroll a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Monday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In April I helped xkitten_crewx hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-246 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
regaldragon