ahaha! Classic.
Hey there Bret, I see you're looking down.
Don't wanna see my little buddy there with a frown.
Just because I get more women than you,
Well that's only because they don't know you like I do.
Sure you're weedy and kinda shy,
But some girly out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy,
They want you as the needle when they're rolling in the hay,
Just hear me out when I say...
Bret you got it going on!
The ladies'll get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality.
I said Bret you got it going on!
Not in a gay way, just in a "Hey mate I wanted to say that you're looking okay mate!"
Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?
Not all the time obviously,
Just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem.
Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable,
Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable,
If I say you got a boom ow ow come on, Bret, help me out now.
Bret you got it going on!
(I got it going on!)
That's the conclusion that I've come to,
But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.
Bret you got it going on!
(Got it going on...)
No doubt about it we'd be gettin crazy if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.
OH, if one of us was a lady,
And I was your man, if I was your man.
Well sometimes It gets lonely and I need a woman,
And then I imagine you with some bosoms.
In fact, one time when we were touring and I was really lonely,
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel,
I put a wig on you when you were sleeping. I put a wig on you.
Ooh Oooooh ooh ooh. And I just laid there and spooned you.
Bret, you got it going on.
Don't wanna see my little buddy there with a frown.
Just because I get more women than you,
Well that's only because they don't know you like I do.
Sure you're weedy and kinda shy,
But some girly out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy,
They want you as the needle when they're rolling in the hay,
Just hear me out when I say...
Bret you got it going on!
The ladies'll get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality.
I said Bret you got it going on!
Not in a gay way, just in a "Hey mate I wanted to say that you're looking okay mate!"
Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?
Not all the time obviously,
Just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem.
Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable,
Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable,
If I say you got a boom ow ow come on, Bret, help me out now.
Bret you got it going on!
(I got it going on!)
That's the conclusion that I've come to,
But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.
Bret you got it going on!
(Got it going on...)
No doubt about it we'd be gettin crazy if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.
OH, if one of us was a lady,
And I was your man, if I was your man.
Well sometimes It gets lonely and I need a woman,
And then I imagine you with some bosoms.
In fact, one time when we were touring and I was really lonely,
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel,
I put a wig on you when you were sleeping. I put a wig on you.
Ooh Oooooh ooh ooh. And I just laid there and spooned you.
Bret, you got it going on.