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Oct 21, 2007 15:56

Jemaine: Bret, I'm kind of doing all the work in this conversation. What's wrong?
Bret: I'm just feeling a little bit body-conscious.
Jemaine: What do you mean, "body-conscious"?
Bret: I just feel very small. After the photo shoot. I was a lot smaller than I thought I was.
Jemaine: Are you bulemic or something?
Bret: No, but I just feel like, you know, all these novelty musicians are a lot bigger than me.
Jemaine: Is that what made you bulemic?
Bret: No, I just need to eat more.
Jemaine: Hmm...sounds like bulemia.
Bret: I'm not bulemic!
Jemaine: Hey Bret, do you remember that time after your mom's 60th birthday, how you got really drunk?
Bret: Yeah.
Jemaine: Yeah, I think I heard you in the bathroom afterwards being a little bit bulemic.
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