"The- the candy and the sucking and the- it's my mouth, Dean! What did you do to my mouth?"
AMP 2011: Day 67
HOORAH! IT'S ACTUAL INTERNATIONAL PORNING DAY, EVERYONE. HOORAH! HOORAH!
So, for tonight's porntacular podfic, may I present: one of my all-time favorite Sam'n'Dean porns, Well Trained, written by bewaretheides15. Seriously - this fic had me looking at spoons and popsicles in a whole new light. And look, coverart:
(Okay, so this fic doesn't explicitly mention a cherry-flavored Blow Pop, but it does have a popsicle, and a bag of Jolly Ranchers, and several obscene uses for Cheetos and Slim Jims. And, well, a cherry Blow Pop seemed appropriate to the mood of the story, so I applied a bit of creative license to the cover....)
Well Trained once again showcases that remarkable talent bewaretheides15 has in spades, for combining super-hot sexing scenes with brotherly banter and humor. There's this one line in the middle of the story - something about how Dean or Sam makes his blink extra 'blinky' to prove his innocence - that had me laughing SO HARD. Like, I had to stop and take a breather, hard. I mean, as you're reading Well Trained, it's easy to see that the Wincest is smokin' (she writes truly spectacular porn, and this one's no exception), but the fact that Sam and Dean will always be brothers, with that fraternal sense of, "Of course I'm gonna give you shit - you're my brother, that's what we do" - none of that's ignored, either. Taking place pre-series (so, there's a bit of a warning for underage sexytiems, if that's gonna bother you), this Sam and Dean have yet to encounter the truly abysmal depths of angst that the show heaps on their lives - and you can tell. They're a bit more light-hearted than we get to see on tv, and their interactions are a bit less fraught with the tensions that have come to be standard fare as of season six. And, just....all of Sam's internal monologue! All of it! His brain is such a great place to be.
Anyway, download the mp3 here. And leave feedback for bewaretheides15. And don't forget to check out the other submissions for IPD (just click on the banner above to reach the challenge page)!
This concludes our celebration of International Porning Day. We will return to our regularly scheduled not-always-explicit-not-all-the-time podfics tomorrow. Perhaps some G-rated stories, hmmm?