"Still fucking here, sir, and very likely to be here all night, or until I get too drunk to type."
Title: From the Desk of N. Fury
Author: sholio
Reader:
reena_jenkins and
xdiorix
Coverartist:
reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandoms: Avengers (movie'verse)
Pairings: gen
Warnings: Bureaucracy, Epistolary, nick fury regrets his life choices, profanity (SO MUCH PROFANITY), alcohol use
Length: 00:24:48
SFX: snagged over here and over here
Author's Summary: "Nicholas J. Fury vs. SHIELD bureaucracy."
Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you,
paraka, for hosting me).
Why I Love It: I had
xdiorix on my couch for a whole 24 hours, last Christmas - and in that 24 hour span, we recorded a good half-dozen podfics. I.... still haven't edited most of them. But this story is SO PERFECT, and deserves sharing - not just because
xdiorix and I play off each other so well, or because we have excellent podfic chemistry, or because there are sound effects to express Nick Fury's angry peck-and-choose typing style (just IMAGINE Fury's Outlook calendar, okay? It's probably got things like, "take Barton off medical leave HAHAHAHAHAA NO" on every third Monday), but because it is try astounding to behold the sheer volume of internal memos generated by SHIELD.
THERE ARE EMPLOYEE PERFORMANCE EVALUATION FORMS FOR THE AVENGERS.