"Awesome, I'm like a furry Spider-Man!"
You know you've made a new fanfriend who really gets you, when you start tossing ideas around... and those ideas spawn other ideas... then somone gets turned into a raccoon - and somehow, it all makes sense.
Which is how All The Good Love came to be - I threw an idea at grocketinmypocket's head, and then she made {dramatic pause for sparklefingers} magic.
Okay, so, look. Once upon a time, I had... if not shame, then at least fannish reservations. I had hesitant feelings about RPF....and then I dove into Bandom like Tom Daley an Olypic-sized swimming pool. Heck, way back when, I was even nervous about posting podfic with porn in it, and now look where I am: I think the only things I haven't podficced are tentacles and mpreg.....yet. Which pretty much explains why I'm about to post a podfic OF MUCH JOY AND GLEE that has two raccoons gettin' it on.
Look. I'm fully aware that Rocket Raccoon has beyond all the consent issues, and the nigh-unhealthy codependance on a PLANT, and that's not even touching the interspecies relationship or the is-it-bestiality-if-the-being-is-sentient aspect of a Peter Quill/Rocket Raccon relationship. But.... there's so much snark! And I do love me some space-assholes - especially when they've got the whole found family thing going on, with growing dependance on one another and learning to open up and share their feelings. So, yeah, not sorry I left Guardians of the Galaxy shipping a man and a talking raccoon.
All The Good Love is an AU of an AU - the original fic that spawned this story has every flavor of angstmuffin you could possibly be hungry for, and it'll stab your heart to bits with the non-consensual bodily modification. But, since All The Good Love is an AU, it's HAPPY FLUFFY FUZZY SOULMATE BONDING WITH ADDED BONER JOKES. And research about raccoon dicks. For science.
The Intro/Outro music for this podfic is Hooked On A Feeling, as performed by Blue Swede - look, not only is that song referenced in the title, there's also less than a handful of GotG podfics in existence on the internet right now and I NEEDED TO CALL DIBS ON THIS SONG FIRST. Because I am nothing if not competetive about calling dibs on stuff of minimal consequence.
I had the biggest smile on my face as I read this story, and as I was recording it, and even as I was making the podfic coverart. There's one line in particular that had me CRACKING UP - immediately after explaining to Peter how raccoon dick works, Gamora asks Rocket,"Is he handling it all right?" And I was like, "UhhhHUH, he's handling it fiiiiiine." Because I am also a ten-year-old boy. And masturbation is funny.
This podfic has a runtime of 00:38:21, and can be downloaded as an mp3 right over here (thanks, paraka for hosting me!) If anyone wanted to illustrate a scene with raccoon!Peter trying to put his headphones on, I'd absolutely give you a highfive. Maybe even a short podfic..... [dangles the bribe enticingly]
Happy listening!
Which is how All The Good Love came to be - I threw an idea at grocketinmypocket's head, and then she made {dramatic pause for sparklefingers} magic.
Okay, so, look. Once upon a time, I had... if not shame, then at least fannish reservations. I had hesitant feelings about RPF....and then I dove into Bandom like Tom Daley an Olypic-sized swimming pool. Heck, way back when, I was even nervous about posting podfic with porn in it, and now look where I am: I think the only things I haven't podficced are tentacles and mpreg.....yet. Which pretty much explains why I'm about to post a podfic OF MUCH JOY AND GLEE that has two raccoons gettin' it on.
Look. I'm fully aware that Rocket Raccoon has beyond all the consent issues, and the nigh-unhealthy codependance on a PLANT, and that's not even touching the interspecies relationship or the is-it-bestiality-if-the-being-is-sentient aspect of a Peter Quill/Rocket Raccon relationship. But.... there's so much snark! And I do love me some space-assholes - especially when they've got the whole found family thing going on, with growing dependance on one another and learning to open up and share their feelings. So, yeah, not sorry I left Guardians of the Galaxy shipping a man and a talking raccoon.
All The Good Love is an AU of an AU - the original fic that spawned this story has every flavor of angstmuffin you could possibly be hungry for, and it'll stab your heart to bits with the non-consensual bodily modification. But, since All The Good Love is an AU, it's HAPPY FLUFFY FUZZY SOULMATE BONDING WITH ADDED BONER JOKES. And research about raccoon dicks. For science.
The Intro/Outro music for this podfic is Hooked On A Feeling, as performed by Blue Swede - look, not only is that song referenced in the title, there's also less than a handful of GotG podfics in existence on the internet right now and I NEEDED TO CALL DIBS ON THIS SONG FIRST. Because I am nothing if not competetive about calling dibs on stuff of minimal consequence.
I had the biggest smile on my face as I read this story, and as I was recording it, and even as I was making the podfic coverart. There's one line in particular that had me CRACKING UP - immediately after explaining to Peter how raccoon dick works, Gamora asks Rocket,"Is he handling it all right?" And I was like, "UhhhHUH, he's handling it fiiiiiine." Because I am also a ten-year-old boy. And masturbation is funny.
This podfic has a runtime of 00:38:21, and can be downloaded as an mp3 right over here (thanks, paraka for hosting me!) If anyone wanted to illustrate a scene with raccoon!Peter trying to put his headphones on, I'd absolutely give you a highfive. Maybe even a short podfic..... [dangles the bribe enticingly]
Happy listening!