AMP14 - Day Thirty (part two)
Oral not!fic posting time \o/
(I meant to post this last night, but then I fell asleep.)
Back in December 2013, I kept the ever-lovely
kalakirya and
analise010 in my father's basement for three days. By the time
kalakirya fled the state, we'd accomplished a few multi-voice podfics, as well as several oral not!fics in various fandoms. While the podfics were scripted, these oral not!fics had, by their very nature, a range of spontaneity and creativity that is, frankly, astounding.
Yeah, okay. That was me trying to sound sophisticated about our oral not!fics. But it was really hard to type that sentence with a straight face, because these adventures in spontaneous storytelling are too joyful and gleeful and bright to be summed up, all stuffy and staid. The whole experience of these oral not!fics was amazing - we turned the mic on, and let it rip. It's all off-the-cuff stream-of-consciousness, with pauses for laughter and and non-verbal expressions of joy, as we threw the story back and forth and watched it grow organically.
THE LOCKPICK IS HIS PENIS: A The Hobbit Fandom Oral Not!Fic, As Dictated By Kalakirya, Reena_Jenkins, And Analise010
This story contains such diverse and wonderful topics as iron underpants, Ereborean haute cuisine, Gandalf Being A Dick, Thorin's majestic hair, the cultural importance of fans, and far too much laughter to be coherent. This story is rated PG-13, contains the pairing Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, with significant spoilers for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, and The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug. It also contains goats and potatoes.
With a length of 00:19:46, you can download this oral not!fic as an mp3
right over here (thank you,
paraka, for hosting us!) OR you can stream THIS MAJESTY by clicking above.
Loki Laufeyson: The Happy Hooker - An Oral Not!Fic By Kalakirya and Reena_Jenkins, With Sporadic Commentary From Analise010
This story takes place in the Avengers movie'verse, and contains significant spoilers for the events of Thor, Thor 2: The Dark World, and The Avengers. In addition, it also contains such wonderful topics as fiberarts, family history, zombie goats, Etsy, yarn, did I mention the knitting and crocheting and fiber arts?, family feelings, big brothers, little brothers, socks, and hipster moms. Also, a lot of laughter, A LOT A LOT of laughter. And also terrible puns. This story is rated PG-13, contains the pairing Thor/Jane, and also a couple moments of spoilers for X-Men: First Class. (The collective Yarn Feelings of this story are intense. Brace yourself appropriately, before listening.)
With a run-time of 00:27:42, you can download this oral not!fic as an mp3
right over here (thanks again,
paraka, for hosting us!) OR you can stream this YARN OF A TALE by clicking above.
THOSE TIGHTS, A The Hobbit-Lord of the Rings Oral Not!Fic Dictated To My Cell Phone By Kalakirya And Reena_Jenkins, with Additional Commentary From Analise010
This story is rated PG, and contains additional tags for Alternate Universe - Ballet, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Plies, Pirouettes, The Nutcracker, Professional Ballet Company, Overbearing Fathers, Under-achieving Sons, Daddy Please Love Me, Thranduil's A+ Parenting, Gandalf Is A Dick, Ambient Train Noises. This story includes the pairing Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, and was recorded while on public transportation. It was a very spontaneous, spur-of-the-moment, beautiful moment of fangirl friendship... and hopefully, the background noise adds to that feeling of spontaneity, and enhances your listening experience. And hey - now you know the order of train stops for the train into New York City!
Running for 00:28:47, you can download this oral not!fic as an mp3
right over here (seriously,
paraka, you're so awesome for hosting us!) OR you can stream the storytelling (and surprise tour-guide interlude) by clicking above.
Happy listening, everyone!