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Jun 20, 2008 10:51

Dear co-worker who is acting like a two-year-old:

Do not cross me today, you stupid, insipid, self-indulgent, petty, insolent, manipulative, cranky cow. I don't care who you are. I really don't care if it's messing with your commission. Do I see any of it? No. If you can't do your job, that's not my problem. Too bad you only have balls over email ( Read more... )

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timespirt June 20 2008, 17:05:35 UTC
Wow, did you mean to send this to your LJ? If so, I say get her! or him!

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reen212000 June 20 2008, 17:11:47 UTC
LJ is the only place that listens. :D Oh, she'll get hers!

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timespirt June 20 2008, 19:05:42 UTC
Good for you. I hate people that do stuff like that to other people because they have nothing better to do. Had a few jobs with people like that!

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paisli June 20 2008, 17:21:55 UTC
hahaha.. this is awesome! Take photos of the fiery carnage!!!

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reen212000 June 20 2008, 20:05:50 UTC
Mmm. Yes. Carnage.

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alipeeps June 20 2008, 19:07:28 UTC
I will print it out, staple it to your head, and light it on fire.

Hahaaa. I loved this... possibly a little bit too much. :D

Ahh. Doesn't venting feel goooooood? :D

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reen212000 June 20 2008, 20:06:50 UTC
Being a creative writer leads to creative punishment, I feel. LOL

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reen212000 June 20 2008, 20:09:44 UTC
As much as I would like to chuck staplers and tape dispensers and highlighters over the partition, I do enjoy verbally sparring with her over these emails.

See, stupid lady? I's gots big words too!

In a perfect world....

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