Title: Just Because They Protect You Doesn't Mean They Like You
Author:
nancybrownPrompt: Clerks
Characters: Ianto, Jack, Owen, Eleven, Amy, Rory, Tosh, Gwen
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Amy/Rory, implied Eleven/River, past Jack/Doctor, past Ianto/Lisa
Rating: R
Warnings: language, character death, dub-con, excessive whining, incredibly offensive humour, necrophilia, drug use
Spoilers: TW: goes AU from canon after "Adrift," DW: up through "Let's Kill Hitler"
Word Count: 14,200
Disclaimer for TW and the movie you are using: Neither the Beeb nor View Askew would want anything to do with this fic.
Summary: Working for Torchwood Cardiff means dealing every day with aliens, time travellers, annoying co-workers, and worst of all, tourists. A day in the life of someone who'd rather be somewhere else.
Beta:
fide_et_speAuthor's Notes: If I still had a sense of shame, I'd be utilising it right about now.
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