The QaF Version of Flightplan
On a flight to Canada...
Lindsay: Sleep and we'll be in Canada when you wake up.
Gus: Even daddy? [draws a cock on the window]
Lindsay: ....
Two Hours Later
Lindsay: Has anyone seen my son Gus?
Flight Attendant: How old is he?
Mel: Umm...
Lindsay: He was wearing ... I forget.
Everyone: You never boarded with a child.
Lindsay: Oh. Okay. [shugs] His father wouldn't have visited him anyway.
Mel: I'm going to go change J.R.'s diaper. [pause] Has anyone seen my daughter J.R.?
Lindsay: Sleep and we'll be in Canada when you wake up.
Gus: Even daddy? [draws a cock on the window]
Lindsay: ....
Two Hours Later
Lindsay: Has anyone seen my son Gus?
Flight Attendant: How old is he?
Mel: Umm...
Lindsay: He was wearing ... I forget.
Everyone: You never boarded with a child.
Lindsay: Oh. Okay. [shugs] His father wouldn't have visited him anyway.
Mel: I'm going to go change J.R.'s diaper. [pause] Has anyone seen my daughter J.R.?