The AfterElton's Hot 100 PartyJuly 2012
01. What does one wear to a Hot 100 Party? THIS. AALLLLL THIS RIGHT HERE. If you could my grabby hands right now o h m y g o d o h m y g o d o h m y g o d. Look at his little devil smile and that shiiiiiiiiiirt it looks so soft and cuddly and his perfect haircut and the glasses! THE GLASSES! and omg I really do wanna cuddle against that shiiiiiiirt. And he's even being a dork in the last one there and oh, Gale, never change, you bundle of wonderful. And, hey, I was just wondering what Galeface was doing these days after that Sundance Lab thingie. WHO KNEW IT WOULD INVOLVE SHOPPING FOR ACTUAL NEW CLOTHES AND SHIT. AND YOU KNOW, BEING HOT.
02. Dear The Vow, you were unforgiveably boooooring and you sucked. I did, however, greatly enjoy eyefucking that building the (boooooring) couple were living in. One day I too shall have gorgeous blue concrete floors! I will not, however, be boring like you, The Vow. Hmph.