Just dug up this golden oldie. Forget how long ago it was I ran across this first, but it still makes me chuckle.

YouTube of Karparov vs. Aerofallosov

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Ride of the....wait, those aren't Valkyries! What the fuck, are those...? Yes, they are. Flying Penises.  Too bad the one goes down so quickly... *inert tasteless joke about some guys' stamina here*