hellz yeah, waxing gibbous!!

Apr 05, 2007 09:29

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3 August 1982
Your date of conception was on or about 10 November 1981 which was a Tuesday.
*uh, gross

You were born on a Tuesday
under the astrological sign Leo.
Your Life path number is 4.

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 6 & 7.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 3, 5 & 9.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2445184.5.
The golden number for 1982 is 7.
The epact number for 1982 is 5.
The year 1982 was not a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/25/1982 and ending 2/12/1983.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Dog.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Salmon; your plant is Raspberry.

You were born in the Egyptian month of Paopy, the second month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).

Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 14 Av 5742.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 15 Av 5742.

The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.18.9.3.0 which is
12 baktun 18 katun 9 tun 3 uinal 0 kin

The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Tuesday, 12 Shavval 1402 (1402-10-12).

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 11 April 1982.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 18 April 1982.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 24 February 1982.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 30 May 1982.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 6 June 1982.
*omg, that reminds me, i've got to get my whitsuntide cards mailed out
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Saturday, 18 September 1982.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Thursday, 8 April 1982.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 23 February 1982.

As of 4/5/2007 9:10:36 AM EDT
You are 24 years old.
You are 296 months old.
You are 1,287 weeks old.
You are 9,011 days old.
*why does it seem like this isn't that many days?
You are 216,273 hours old.
You are 12,976,390 minutes old.
You are 778,583,436 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:
Tom Brady (1977) James Hetfield (1963) Jay North (1951)
John Landis (1950) Martha Stewart (1941) Martin Sheen (1940)
Tony Bennett (1926)
*fuck yeah, martha stewart! we've both been in jail!

Top songs of 1982
I Love Rock `n' Roll by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
Eye of the Tiger by Survivor
*this explains my insatiable drive for success. and my sleek, catlike physique.
Ebony and Ivory by Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder
Centerfold by J. Geils Band
Maneater by Daryl Hall & John Oates
*and this explains why i like cock
Jack & Diane by John Cougar
Don't You Want Me by Human League
Up Where We Belong by Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes
Abracadabra by Steve Miller Band
Hard to Say I'm Sorry by Chicago

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 3.52681017612524 years old. (Life's just a big chewy bone for you!)

There are 120 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 25 candles.

Those 25 candles produce 25 BTUs,
or 6,300 calories of heat (that's only 6.3000 food Calories!).
*so if i were to hold 25 lit candles up to my fat ass, how long would it take until i was thin?
You can boil 2.86 US ounces of water with that many candles.

In 1982 there were approximately 3.6 million births in the US.
In 1982 the US population was approximately 226,545,805 people, 64.0 persons per square mile.
In 1982 in the US there were 2,495,000 marriages (10.8%) and 1,180,000 divorces (5.1%)
In 1982 in the US there were approximately 1,990,000 deaths (8.8 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

In 1982 the population of Australia was approximately 15,288,891.
In 1982 there were approximately 239,903 births in Australia.
In 1982 in Australia there were approximately 117,274 marriages and 44,088 divorces.
In 1982 in Australia there were approximately 114,771 deaths.
*i'm not sure why i care what the australians were up to. but i kind of do.

Your birthstone is Peridot
*also known as the ugliest fucking birthstone there is
The Mystical properties of Peridot
Peridot is used to help dreams become a reality.
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)
Sardonyx, Diamond, Jade

Your birth tree is
Cypress, the Faithfulness
Strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, happy, content, optimistic, needs enough money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic and careless.
*is this describing me or the tree?

There are 264 days till Christmas 2007!
*fuck yeah!!

There are 277 days till Orthodox Christmas!
*umm...okay, sure. fuck yeah!!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waxing gibbous.
*this explains SO MUCH...
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