T-Minus 34hours 57mins til Graduation!
Princeton gets Patraeus? All I get is Eric Holder at my Class Day. I mean, I’m excited and shit. But he’s not Clinton. Or Obama. Or Patraeus. I mean, Holder is cool and all but do I really give a shit about what a lawyer says? My family is full of lawyers, I spend more than enough time listening to them go on. We should get Obama. We're way smarter than those tools at ASU (the dumbest girl in my graduating class went there, much to the shame of all the nuns and the administration). And, unlike the douches at Notre Dame we (a) know how to say Notre Dame and (b) wouldn't be huge dicks to him. Whatevs, I better get someone cool when I graduate from grad school.
Tomorrow is my Class Day. It's not quite a graduation. Actual graduation is on Wednesday. I came home early tonight from boozing with my homies and I am not going out tomorrow because I have this terrible fear that I am going to oversleep. I’m gonna wake up at, like, noon and my parents are gonna be pissed cuz I didn’t show. They would fucking cut me. Also, I am trying to figure out how to fit my phone and my camera in my skirt's tiny pockets because I am probably going to be bored listening to all those names and I'll need some entertainment (i.e. there will be texting). Plus, I totally want a picture of the crowd from the stage. Though I have the feeling they may kick me in the shin and take the diploma back if I break protocol.
How are you going to use Joss Stone as Anne of Cleves? Joss Stone is lovely, Anne of Cleves was (allegedly) horse-faced. And why is he such a bitch to her from day one? Just cuz he can’t get it up because in real life at this time he was old and fat and, likely, impotent. How is he gonna turn that shit on her saying she was a slut, she smelled, and he hated her. Poor Anne. Easily the best part was when she went “he smells, ya!” Cuz with his fucked-up leg, he would be the one who smelled. Haha! Funnily enough, later on he really grew to like her and they were friends for the rest of their lives.
I’m glad Henry was at least crazy pissed at Cromwell. Especially since he’s a lying twat with his ‘I never said that’ act. Points to C-Bran for pointing that out too.
Poor Jesse and his, apparently, junkie girlfriend. It’s a bit cliche--she’s skinny, pale, dark--but I get it. True-to-life too, because every junkie has ruined at least one bf/gf with their shit. She would totally pull that shit too cuz junkies are fucking crazy when you fuck with their shit. Crackheads and methheads will kill and rob you, but a junkie will fucking end you. And Jesse will go along, of course, because he’s weak.
Look at Malcolm’s dad talking about enforcers and foot soldiers and a proper cartel structure. And what is with Skylar’s coworkers encouraging her sleazy boss? Fucked up. I mean, come on, she’s preggers! Her going into labor just as Jesse nodded-out on Malcolm’s dad and he had to rush to the drop is a bit much.
Tomorrow is my Class Day. It's not quite a graduation. Actual graduation is on Wednesday. I came home early tonight from boozing with my homies and I am not going out tomorrow because I have this terrible fear that I am going to oversleep. I’m gonna wake up at, like, noon and my parents are gonna be pissed cuz I didn’t show. They would fucking cut me. Also, I am trying to figure out how to fit my phone and my camera in my skirt's tiny pockets because I am probably going to be bored listening to all those names and I'll need some entertainment (i.e. there will be texting). Plus, I totally want a picture of the crowd from the stage. Though I have the feeling they may kick me in the shin and take the diploma back if I break protocol.
How are you going to use Joss Stone as Anne of Cleves? Joss Stone is lovely, Anne of Cleves was (allegedly) horse-faced. And why is he such a bitch to her from day one? Just cuz he can’t get it up because in real life at this time he was old and fat and, likely, impotent. How is he gonna turn that shit on her saying she was a slut, she smelled, and he hated her. Poor Anne. Easily the best part was when she went “he smells, ya!” Cuz with his fucked-up leg, he would be the one who smelled. Haha! Funnily enough, later on he really grew to like her and they were friends for the rest of their lives.
I’m glad Henry was at least crazy pissed at Cromwell. Especially since he’s a lying twat with his ‘I never said that’ act. Points to C-Bran for pointing that out too.
Poor Jesse and his, apparently, junkie girlfriend. It’s a bit cliche--she’s skinny, pale, dark--but I get it. True-to-life too, because every junkie has ruined at least one bf/gf with their shit. She would totally pull that shit too cuz junkies are fucking crazy when you fuck with their shit. Crackheads and methheads will kill and rob you, but a junkie will fucking end you. And Jesse will go along, of course, because he’s weak.
Look at Malcolm’s dad talking about enforcers and foot soldiers and a proper cartel structure. And what is with Skylar’s coworkers encouraging her sleazy boss? Fucked up. I mean, come on, she’s preggers! Her going into labor just as Jesse nodded-out on Malcolm’s dad and he had to rush to the drop is a bit much.