stolen from heather marie. . .

[redneckgrlo6]

There was once a kid who overheard his parents
screwing. His father told his mother,"Oh, you have
such nice big titties!"
His mother told his father,"Oh, you have such a big,
long cock!" He asked his dad what titties and cocks
were. His dad Told him,"Titties are big hats that
women wear, and cocks are big long coats that men
wear." The next day, he overhears his parents arguing.
His dad calls his mom a bitch and his mom calls his
dad a bastard. He asks his mom what a bitch and
bastard are. His mom tells him,"Well, a bitch is a
woman and a bastard is a man." It's the night of the
thanksgiving dinner. He walks by the bathroom while
his dad is shaving. His dad cuts himself and
says,"Shit!" He asks what shit is. "Oh, it's just this
stuff I'm getting off my face now." He then walks into
the kitchen, where his mom is stuffing the turkey. She
slices her finger with a knife and says,"Fuck!" He
asks what fuck is. She tells him,"It's what I'm
putting in the turkey." The guests arrive,and the kid
wants to show off His new vocabulary. "Hi, there,
bitches and bastards. Allow me to take your titties
and cocks and hang them up for you. My daddy's in the
batroom wiping the shit off his face and my mommy's in
the kitchen fucking the turkey."