Die nao plz.
Dear stupid fucking Bonnaroo pseudo-hippies,
Please stop being morons. SOME OF US HAVE TO FUCKING LIVE HERE. Why are none of you dead yet? You're disappointing me this year. Go die in a fire or a car wreck.
Oh, and stop fucking ordering from Pizza Hut. Because of you we were going to have to wait an hour and a motherfucking HALF for delicious fatty foods to be delivered to us. I shouldn't have to wait that long for my heart attack food, fuckers. I hate you all.
Please stop taking your kids to Bonnaroo. We all know that it's a glorified drug fest. Why would you take your children there?! And please stop pretending to be poor hippies. We all actually know that you are in fact a trust fund baby who has used his or her mommy and/or daddy's money to get down here. Do NOT fucking beg in the parking lot of Wal-mart for things like showers when we all damned well know you're just too cheap to get a motel room, fuckers. Some of you may actually be penniless. That's fine. But the rest of you, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, can suck my fucking DICK.
Go Die In A Fire,
Jamie
/rage
PS Happy birthday to Damien and my brother. Whoo.
Please stop being morons. SOME OF US HAVE TO FUCKING LIVE HERE. Why are none of you dead yet? You're disappointing me this year. Go die in a fire or a car wreck.
Oh, and stop fucking ordering from Pizza Hut. Because of you we were going to have to wait an hour and a motherfucking HALF for delicious fatty foods to be delivered to us. I shouldn't have to wait that long for my heart attack food, fuckers. I hate you all.
Please stop taking your kids to Bonnaroo. We all know that it's a glorified drug fest. Why would you take your children there?! And please stop pretending to be poor hippies. We all actually know that you are in fact a trust fund baby who has used his or her mommy and/or daddy's money to get down here. Do NOT fucking beg in the parking lot of Wal-mart for things like showers when we all damned well know you're just too cheap to get a motel room, fuckers. Some of you may actually be penniless. That's fine. But the rest of you, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, can suck my fucking DICK.
Go Die In A Fire,
Jamie
/rage
PS Happy birthday to Damien and my brother. Whoo.