Recently I've:
-Gotten a full time job. Five days a week, eleven hours a day. For a whopping $85 a week. The perks of child care.
-Eaten more Vegemite than any sane person should eat in one sitting.
-Rekindled my love for The Sims 2, and my hatred for my shitty computer.
-Been so tired I peed myself a little.
-Found my 10 sided dice! Whoo!
In the future I will:
-Go out for sushi.
-Blow my meager paycheck on shit I do not need.
-Slap a bitch.
1. What time did you get up this morning? 9:30ish.
2. Diamonds or pearls? I'll take a pearl necklace EVEREH TIME.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Grindhouse. I don't get out much.
4. What is your favourite TV show? Hmm. At the moment, The Oblongs.
5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Whatever seems appealing.
6. What is your middle name? Lee.
7. What food do you dislike? Noodles.
8. What is your favourite CD at moment? Oracular Spectacular by MGMT.
9. What kind of car do you drive? I do not drive. The visually impaired should not drive.
10. Favourite sandwich? Club sammich.
11. What characteristic do you despise? Dishonesty.
12. Favourite item of clothing? My McLovin' t-shirt.
13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Florida. Not for the scenery. Unless we're talking about M's penis.
14. Favourite brand of clothing? That one brand that makes clothes for fat chicks. ALRIGHT!
15. Where would you retire to? A cabin in the woods, just me and my rifle.
16. What was your most recent memorable birthday? Memorable? My 18th. So sad.
17. Favourite sport to watch? Skateboarding. I always pray someone will fall and hurt themselves, except for the hot ones.
18. Furtherest place you are sending this? A series of tubes!
19. Person you expect to send it back first? Buh?
20. When is your birthday? Not for a while yet again.
21. Are you a morning person or a night person? Night, for sure. (I hate my job.)
22. What is your shoe size? 10-12, depending on brand. STFU.
23. Pets? One extremely fat orange cat.
24. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us? I got paid today, whoo.
26. How are you today? Tired.
27. What is your favourite candy? Reese's Cups.
28. What is your favourite flower? Daisy.
29. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? TOMORROW. I can has a suuuushiiiii.
30. What is your full name? Jamie Lee Frankenfurter.
31. What are you listening to right now? MGMT.
32. What was the last thing you ate? A burrito.
33. Do you wish on stars? I wish on a star every night that all the stupid people in the world will die, yes.
34. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Cerulean.
35. How is the weather right now? I don't know. You make the mistake of assuming I venture outdoors.
36. The first person you spoke to on the phone today? Jennifer.
37. Favourite soft drink? Dr. Pepper, biatch.
38. Favourite restaurant? Ming's Buffet.
39. Real hair colour? The color it currently has and has been for what, five years?
40. What was your favourite toy as a child? Barbie.
41. Summer or winter? I prefer fall.
42. Hugs or kisses? Both.
43. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla.
44. Coffee or tea? Coffee.
45. Do you want your friends to email you back? Well, they're not actually e-mailing me, see.
46. When was the last time you cried? The last time I cried... the other night.
47. What is under your bed? Serial killer books, bottles of lotion, other assorted books, board games, and the biggest dust bunnies you'll ever see before you die.
48. What did you do last night? Waited to see what the hullabaloo at notestomary.com was, then cursed vehemently when I was one of the many that was Rickroll'd.
49. What are you afraid of? Conversative Christians.
50. Salty or sweet? Sweet.
51. How many keys on your key ring? I don't have a goddamned keyring.
52. How many years at your current job? None.
53. Favourite day of the week? Saturday.
54. How many towns have you lived in? Four.
55. Do you make friends easily? It all depends.
56. How many people will you send this to? I WILL POST IT PUBLICLY FOR MAXIMUM EFFECT MUAHAHA.
57. How many will respond? NO.
Happy birthday, Rebecca sunshine! I wish for you many ice cream kisses and many fluffy hugs. And also maybe that David Tennant is for some reason in Tasmania, and he must have you. Alex will understand.