I won the Internet TWICE.

[redmeatmolly]

[20:18] Me: I'm going to be a dark elf vampire.
[20:18] Me: CRAWLIIIIING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIN
[20:18] M: ......
[20:18] Me: THESE WOOOOOUNDS THEY WIIIIL NOOOOT HEEEEAL
[20:18] M: STOOOOP!
[20:21] Me: Robyn wanted me to tell you that against her will she stands beside her own reflection.
[20:21] Me: Consuming... confusing...
[20:21] M: You guys are dicks.

Ahhhh. I love the smell of men crying in the evening.

I get to torture him all I please since I'm buying him GTA IV in the morning.