I guess I should stroke my harbls while I'm at it.
Me, to M
Me: Are you touching your vag-- oh wait. You don't have a vagina.
Later
Me: Jiggle your milk jugs around too, baby!
This is me, classically ruining whatever mood there already wasn't. Kind of like when people try to undo my bra and I laugh at them. Will you ever win, Jamie?
Me: Are you touching your vag-- oh wait. You don't have a vagina.
Later
Me: Jiggle your milk jugs around too, baby!
This is me, classically ruining whatever mood there already wasn't. Kind of like when people try to undo my bra and I laugh at them. Will you ever win, Jamie?