I'm an awful person. But I make it look GOOD.

[redmeatmolly]

[17:07] Me: When's your birthday? I know what I wanna get you.
[17:07] Spitmonkey: HAH!
[17:07] Spitmonkey: Dec. 28.
[17:13] Me: I'ma get you an apron that says "Yiff the Cook".
[17:13] Spitmonkey: Hah!
[17:13] Spitmonkey: I've see one of those before.
[17:14] Me: In fact, I'm just buying one for everyone I know this year. Except for the actual furries. They're going to get a Bible with every word highlighted.
[17:14] Spitmonkey: Hahahaha.