I like cheese.
I woke up today and my stomach felt like a pro wrestler had jumped on it. And then I felt that familiar gushing feeling and ended up flooding the house in a cascade of blood reminiscent of those hallway scenes from The Shining. Well, not really, but you get the picture. It hurt uber-bad. UBER. I was like, doubled-over, on my side. Rolling around in pain. I wish I hadn't gone through puberty.
Sean Christopher, if you are back in the US of A, I need you. Speak to me at the soonest convenience. Actually I just kinda miss you, but yeah.
I kind of feel ashamed right now. My mom bought these really hot clothes to wear out to dinner. Like... really hot. It's a frickin' bustier for God's sake. I don't know if I've mentioned this, but my mom lost a lot of weight. So she went out and bought some hot clothes and I was like 'Uh, yeah. That's cute.' That's just too hot for you to wear, mom. I mean, I used to live in your stomach. I don't... I don't want you to wear clothes that'd make you look like a Pussycat Doll or something. God. My brain's going to explode, so let's move on.
In addition to getting a new kitty, I also acquired a new game for my DS yesterday. It's called Cooking Mama. If it sounds gay, that's because it is a little. Basically you just learn to cook a whole bunch of different foods. And your arm gets real tired after a while. It's so addictive though. For some reason I can't seem to make a good boiled egg, but I can cook fried octopus.
Why does it smell like puke in here? I think I oughta go check that out. >_>
Sean Christopher, if you are back in the US of A, I need you. Speak to me at the soonest convenience. Actually I just kinda miss you, but yeah.
I kind of feel ashamed right now. My mom bought these really hot clothes to wear out to dinner. Like... really hot. It's a frickin' bustier for God's sake. I don't know if I've mentioned this, but my mom lost a lot of weight. So she went out and bought some hot clothes and I was like 'Uh, yeah. That's cute.' That's just too hot for you to wear, mom. I mean, I used to live in your stomach. I don't... I don't want you to wear clothes that'd make you look like a Pussycat Doll or something. God. My brain's going to explode, so let's move on.
In addition to getting a new kitty, I also acquired a new game for my DS yesterday. It's called Cooking Mama. If it sounds gay, that's because it is a little. Basically you just learn to cook a whole bunch of different foods. And your arm gets real tired after a while. It's so addictive though. For some reason I can't seem to make a good boiled egg, but I can cook fried octopus.
Why does it smell like puke in here? I think I oughta go check that out. >_>