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Name: Captain Marvelous (... no I am serious, this is his given name)
Age: ~23
Height: 177cm
Weight: ????
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Black, messy

Medical Info: SPACE ALIEN?! Space anatomy! I really do not know, he heals good when fed. 8|b

Physical traits: I don't even know man, PIRATE. There is a giant scar over his shoulders and back, it looks like

Comments

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WHAT KIND, CAPTAIN?

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Triple meat.

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It's your arteries, not mine.

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Suddenly it feels like it's Epic Meal Time.

[hakases]

Things I say no to.

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Allow me to rephrase.

Now.

[hakases]

I will make you the healthiest and most delicious fucking sandwich SO HARD.

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Feel free to replace the bread with meat.

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How many times do I have to remind you this is not KFC?

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How many times do you want to walk the plank?

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o9 IT'S GOING TO BE HEALTHY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

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Is it.

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Yessssssssssssssssno fine okay meat on meat, you got it.

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8D

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/topped :T

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