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Name: Captain Marvelous
Series: Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger
Age: ~23
Job: Professor of Not Fighting Fair
Canon: When the space empire Zangyack first tried to conquer the planet Earth, it was met by no small resistance. Every last sentai fighter in the planet’s history, all 34 teams, fought them off at the expense of their powers. Their powers were flung far into the reaches of space, somehow taking the forms of keys on the way. It was out in the far reaches of the galaxy that the keys were collected by a group of pirates whose dream it was to find the Greatest Treasure in the Universe - a search which has now led them not only back to Earth, but on a quest to find members of those previous teams to unlock the hidden potentials of their powers through predictions known as "Treasure Navigates".
Captain Marvelous, captain of these space pirates and leader of the 35th sentai team, is a pirate through and through. What else can you expect from a man with Captain in his name and a space ship in the shape of a seventeenth century galleon? He's been named Zangyack's greatest threat, but he doesn't seem to care. What matters to him is his dream of finding treasure and before that, filling his stomach and keeping things showy and interesting. In addition to being arrogant and prone to acting on whims, he's been described as brash, reckless, and even downright stupid and it's his single-minded nature that's the cause. Once he's decided on a goal, he won't stop until he succeeds, no matter how insane the hurdles - even when that involves leaping into a tiger pit to demand that the cats show him their children for a Treasure Navigate. It's all to live out his dream, after all. And anyway, that's just what a real pirate would do.
Sample:
Oi, you hairy bastards, pay attention to me! Yeah, you with the banana, I mean you. Who the hell do you think I am? Just shut up and get ready to work for your dinner. I'm Captain Marvelous and I'm only gonna say this once. This is how a pirate teaches somebody how to fight! All of you are going to come fight with everything you've got, and if you're really lucky, you'll even get to walk away from the fight afterward. Got it?
Didn't I just tell you to shut up? Aren't Earthlings supposed to listen to the guy instructing them, or are there cornstalks growing out of your ears? Nobody cares what you guys think or else I wouldn't be stuck teaching. Whine a little harder, why don't you! That's not going to make fighting any easier here or anywhere else in the galaxy. So go right ahead, cry yourself a river. Knock yourself out, eyes and all! Maybe it’s not such a bad idea ... I'd get the chance to show you what a gangplank is all about then. Ha! Now that could be interesting.
Tch, I still don't get why I have to be the one to do this. How is helping some giant group of furry idiots to fight for themselves going to lead to treasure? It's stupid! This whole plan is stupid! So pick those pitchforks back up and try again. I don't care what I just said! Do it. If your enemy ever drops his big pointy stick, go ahead and kick him in the head. When you're in a fight, everything counts as fair. Remember that. It's what's gonna lead you to your win today.
That's enough of this lesson for now. I'm hungry, so let's finish up and get it over with already. Our goal is to beat off that giant squid thing, right? So that's all we have to do. There's more than enough of you Guerrilla Fighters who can still walk for a fight this simple. It's a squid! It can't run away. Just duck and weave and aim for the eyes. Don't try to back out now, oi! This isn't my fight, it's yours. If you can hit the broadside of a barn, you can hit a monster hiding inside of one. What the hell are you waiting for?
Fine, I'll come with you. Maybe then this'll be over with faster. So let's ship out, huh? Your bodies are strong enough, and you've all got weapons. What else is there? -- Right. Anybody who makes it in one piece back gets dinner. One piece! I'm not feeding anybody double for getting cut in half!
All that talking about food is getting me in the mood for this. My body is ready! Let's make a show of this!
voting was 97.6%?!
Series: Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger
Age: ~23
Job: Professor of Not Fighting Fair
Canon: When the space empire Zangyack first tried to conquer the planet Earth, it was met by no small resistance. Every last sentai fighter in the planet’s history, all 34 teams, fought them off at the expense of their powers. Their powers were flung far into the reaches of space, somehow taking the forms of keys on the way. It was out in the far reaches of the galaxy that the keys were collected by a group of pirates whose dream it was to find the Greatest Treasure in the Universe - a search which has now led them not only back to Earth, but on a quest to find members of those previous teams to unlock the hidden potentials of their powers through predictions known as "Treasure Navigates".
Captain Marvelous, captain of these space pirates and leader of the 35th sentai team, is a pirate through and through. What else can you expect from a man with Captain in his name and a space ship in the shape of a seventeenth century galleon? He's been named Zangyack's greatest threat, but he doesn't seem to care. What matters to him is his dream of finding treasure and before that, filling his stomach and keeping things showy and interesting. In addition to being arrogant and prone to acting on whims, he's been described as brash, reckless, and even downright stupid and it's his single-minded nature that's the cause. Once he's decided on a goal, he won't stop until he succeeds, no matter how insane the hurdles - even when that involves leaping into a tiger pit to demand that the cats show him their children for a Treasure Navigate. It's all to live out his dream, after all. And anyway, that's just what a real pirate would do.
Sample:
Oi, you hairy bastards, pay attention to me! Yeah, you with the banana, I mean you. Who the hell do you think I am? Just shut up and get ready to work for your dinner. I'm Captain Marvelous and I'm only gonna say this once. This is how a pirate teaches somebody how to fight! All of you are going to come fight with everything you've got, and if you're really lucky, you'll even get to walk away from the fight afterward. Got it?
Didn't I just tell you to shut up? Aren't Earthlings supposed to listen to the guy instructing them, or are there cornstalks growing out of your ears? Nobody cares what you guys think or else I wouldn't be stuck teaching. Whine a little harder, why don't you! That's not going to make fighting any easier here or anywhere else in the galaxy. So go right ahead, cry yourself a river. Knock yourself out, eyes and all! Maybe it’s not such a bad idea ... I'd get the chance to show you what a gangplank is all about then. Ha! Now that could be interesting.
Tch, I still don't get why I have to be the one to do this. How is helping some giant group of furry idiots to fight for themselves going to lead to treasure? It's stupid! This whole plan is stupid! So pick those pitchforks back up and try again. I don't care what I just said! Do it. If your enemy ever drops his big pointy stick, go ahead and kick him in the head. When you're in a fight, everything counts as fair. Remember that. It's what's gonna lead you to your win today.
That's enough of this lesson for now. I'm hungry, so let's finish up and get it over with already. Our goal is to beat off that giant squid thing, right? So that's all we have to do. There's more than enough of you Guerrilla Fighters who can still walk for a fight this simple. It's a squid! It can't run away. Just duck and weave and aim for the eyes. Don't try to back out now, oi! This isn't my fight, it's yours. If you can hit the broadside of a barn, you can hit a monster hiding inside of one. What the hell are you waiting for?
Fine, I'll come with you. Maybe then this'll be over with faster. So let's ship out, huh? Your bodies are strong enough, and you've all got weapons. What else is there? -- Right. Anybody who makes it in one piece back gets dinner. One piece! I'm not feeding anybody double for getting cut in half!
All that talking about food is getting me in the mood for this. My body is ready! Let's make a show of this!
voting was 97.6%?!