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How to stay awake in philosophy class:
1) Drink hi-rev coffee. A lot of it. Preferably enough to make you have to pee about twenty minutes into the discussion. It's unpleasant, but effective.
2) Take your thumb and forefinger. Hold them about one inch apart. Rest your elbows on the table. Prop open your eyelids with your fingers.
3)There is no 3. If 1 and 2 didn't work, you and your grade are screwed.
1) Drink hi-rev coffee. A lot of it. Preferably enough to make you have to pee about twenty minutes into the discussion. It's unpleasant, but effective.
2) Take your thumb and forefinger. Hold them about one inch apart. Rest your elbows on the table. Prop open your eyelids with your fingers.
3)There is no 3. If 1 and 2 didn't work, you and your grade are screwed.