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1. you and a monkey, 20 paces from the white line. who wins the poo-flinging fight?
2. describe your unfulfilled sexual experience.
3. jesus was a carpenter right? (that's not the question) do you think he had the thought "oh my god, these nails are totally not the right size for this style of wood!"?
4. what's your best/most memorable experience in ireland thus far?
5. when's the last time you peed yourself?
1. me if only becaus i would devote all my attention to it. monkey would probably lose interest and just masturbate into his own face.
2. umm, maybe the last time with kiwi. his penis was reeeeeeally big and sort of intimidated me. good so far however.
3. naw, he was the son of god. he probably was all yoda like and was, "ooo, the nails have not accpted the lord as their savior and messiah, hence ye wood hath be like fuck that bitch" and peter was probably behind him all, "uh no. those are hapenny nails, thats fuckin teak jesus. ur essentially trying to piss through a fuckin brick wall. shit man!" he said cuz jesus suddenly DID!!!
4. torn btween various drunken nights in dublin and that one week in wexford.
5. coming back from the beckett centenary festival of the absurd. tried climbing the fence drunk off my face and relaxed muscles that i shouldnt have. it pooled in my shoes. u know me so well!!!
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2. describe your unfulfilled sexual experience.
3. jesus was a carpenter right? (that's not the question) do you think he had the thought "oh my god, these nails are totally not the right size for this style of wood!"?
4. what's your best/most memorable experience in ireland thus far?
5. when's the last time you peed yourself?
1. me if only becaus i would devote all my attention to it. monkey would probably lose interest and just masturbate into his own face.
2. umm, maybe the last time with kiwi. his penis was reeeeeeally big and sort of intimidated me. good so far however.
3. naw, he was the son of god. he probably was all yoda like and was, "ooo, the nails have not accpted the lord as their savior and messiah, hence ye wood hath be like fuck that bitch" and peter was probably behind him all, "uh no. those are hapenny nails, thats fuckin teak jesus. ur essentially trying to piss through a fuckin brick wall. shit man!" he said cuz jesus suddenly DID!!!
4. torn btween various drunken nights in dublin and that one week in wexford.
5. coming back from the beckett centenary festival of the absurd. tried climbing the fence drunk off my face and relaxed muscles that i shouldnt have. it pooled in my shoes. u know me so well!!!
WILL DO INTERVIEWS AS PER REQUESTED!!