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Random stuff, mostly to let you all know I'm still alive.
Some homeless guy addressed me as "Princess" this morning when he hit me up for a handout. I was so tickled that I actually gave him the change in my pocket. Those of you who know me know just how very unusual a gesture that is.
I seem to have caught my annual summer cold, a few months early, and thus am more brainless than usual.
Should I ever have the good forturne to land on the TV show In A Fix, I would request that they also borrow Jason Cameron for carpentry along with James "The Wombat" Lunday, because Jason is fucking hot, and two hot carpenters, both of whom can actually do their jobs well, can only improve my experience of the show.
I have this all planned out, you see. The producers should also make sure that the episode includes Justin and Sparky.
And if they could have Evan Farmer from While You Were Out do the hosting, instead of that annoying little idiot Goldie, that would just add to the whole eye-candy aspect.
I don't think I would get much work done, though. Mostly, I'd probably be trying to find reasons why the guys needed to wear sleeveless shirts so that I could ogle their arms.
Hm. Maybe I could referee a contest or something. That would be fun. I can just imagine it . . . lining them all up and making them lift very heavy things.
Drool.
No, I might not accomplish anything useful, but I would probably make for amusing television.
Pant.
It is SO FUCKING HOT in the office today that I feel like I still have a fever of 104. The thermostat (thermometer?) is over ninety, but they won't put on the air conditioning in the building until May 1, no matter how many of us keel over from heat stroke. Tomorrow, I believe I will wear shorts in protest.
Weirdly, I am writing again. And because I am incapable of doing anything in a small fashion, my muses have chosen to give me an AU apocalyptic crossover of monumental, not to mention *ridiculous*, proportions.
So far, I've got SV, BtVS, AtS, CSI, and L&O:SVU. I'm sure there are more to follow.
::: headdesk :::
Some homeless guy addressed me as "Princess" this morning when he hit me up for a handout. I was so tickled that I actually gave him the change in my pocket. Those of you who know me know just how very unusual a gesture that is.
I seem to have caught my annual summer cold, a few months early, and thus am more brainless than usual.
Should I ever have the good forturne to land on the TV show In A Fix, I would request that they also borrow Jason Cameron for carpentry along with James "The Wombat" Lunday, because Jason is fucking hot, and two hot carpenters, both of whom can actually do their jobs well, can only improve my experience of the show.
I have this all planned out, you see. The producers should also make sure that the episode includes Justin and Sparky.
And if they could have Evan Farmer from While You Were Out do the hosting, instead of that annoying little idiot Goldie, that would just add to the whole eye-candy aspect.
I don't think I would get much work done, though. Mostly, I'd probably be trying to find reasons why the guys needed to wear sleeveless shirts so that I could ogle their arms.
Hm. Maybe I could referee a contest or something. That would be fun. I can just imagine it . . . lining them all up and making them lift very heavy things.
Drool.
No, I might not accomplish anything useful, but I would probably make for amusing television.
Pant.
It is SO FUCKING HOT in the office today that I feel like I still have a fever of 104. The thermostat (thermometer?) is over ninety, but they won't put on the air conditioning in the building until May 1, no matter how many of us keel over from heat stroke. Tomorrow, I believe I will wear shorts in protest.
Weirdly, I am writing again. And because I am incapable of doing anything in a small fashion, my muses have chosen to give me an AU apocalyptic crossover of monumental, not to mention *ridiculous*, proportions.
So far, I've got SV, BtVS, AtS, CSI, and L&O:SVU. I'm sure there are more to follow.
::: headdesk :::