The meme that ate my brain!
It took me two days to finish this! And I still left two questions blank!
Gakked from kormanfan.
If I were a month I would be: October.
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday.
If I were a time of day I would be: Two-thirty am.
If I were a planet I would be: Mercury.
If I were a sea animal I would be: A blowfish.
If I were a direction I would be: North Northeast.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A wooden rocking chair with a comfy cushion and a slight squeak.
If I were a historical figure I would be: Catherine the Great, Empress of Russia.
If I were a liquid I would be: Cranapple juice.
If I were a stone, I would be: Semiprecious and sharply faceted.
If I were a tree, I would be: A sweetgum tree.
If I were a bird, I would be: A bluejay.
If I were a tool, I would be: A cultivator.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: An African violet.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: A tornado.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: A wyvern.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A cello.
If I were an animal, I would be: A Siberian tiger.
If I were a color, I would be: Aubergine.
If I were an emotion, I would be: Rage.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Sugar snap peas.
If I were a sound, I would be: Heavy copper wind chimes with a deep tone.
If I were an element, I would be: Argon.
If I were a car, I would be: A Hummer.
If I were a song, I would be: "She's Always A Woman" - Billy Joel.
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Penny Marshall.
If I were a book, I would be written by: Judith Merkle Riley.
If I were a food, I would be: Bittersweet chocolate.
If I were a place, I would be: Someplace cool, sunny, and full of wild beauty and wilder weather.
If I were a material, I would be: A silk-and-rayon-blend velvet.
If I were a taste, I would be: Coconut rum.
If I were a scent, I would be: Green tea.
If I were a religion, I would be: Catholic in the true meaning of the word: universal.
If I were a word, I would be: Dichotomy.
If I were an object, I would be:
If I were a body part I would be: Eyes.
If I were a facial expression I would be: A knowing half-grin.
If I were a subject in school I would be: Literature.
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Meeko from "Pocahontas".
If I were a shape I would be: Fluid and changeable.
If I were a number I would be: 37.
Hmm. I do believe I detect a pattern in how I see myself. How fascinating.
That's the really cool thing about these kinds of memes, you know -- figuring out something about yourself that you didn't know!
Gakked from kormanfan.
If I were a month I would be: October.
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday.
If I were a time of day I would be: Two-thirty am.
If I were a planet I would be: Mercury.
If I were a sea animal I would be: A blowfish.
If I were a direction I would be: North Northeast.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A wooden rocking chair with a comfy cushion and a slight squeak.
If I were a historical figure I would be: Catherine the Great, Empress of Russia.
If I were a liquid I would be: Cranapple juice.
If I were a stone, I would be: Semiprecious and sharply faceted.
If I were a tree, I would be: A sweetgum tree.
If I were a bird, I would be: A bluejay.
If I were a tool, I would be: A cultivator.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: An African violet.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: A tornado.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: A wyvern.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A cello.
If I were an animal, I would be: A Siberian tiger.
If I were a color, I would be: Aubergine.
If I were an emotion, I would be: Rage.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Sugar snap peas.
If I were a sound, I would be: Heavy copper wind chimes with a deep tone.
If I were an element, I would be: Argon.
If I were a car, I would be: A Hummer.
If I were a song, I would be: "She's Always A Woman" - Billy Joel.
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Penny Marshall.
If I were a book, I would be written by: Judith Merkle Riley.
If I were a food, I would be: Bittersweet chocolate.
If I were a place, I would be: Someplace cool, sunny, and full of wild beauty and wilder weather.
If I were a material, I would be: A silk-and-rayon-blend velvet.
If I were a taste, I would be: Coconut rum.
If I were a scent, I would be: Green tea.
If I were a religion, I would be: Catholic in the true meaning of the word: universal.
If I were a word, I would be: Dichotomy.
If I were an object, I would be:
If I were a body part I would be: Eyes.
If I were a facial expression I would be: A knowing half-grin.
If I were a subject in school I would be: Literature.
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Meeko from "Pocahontas".
If I were a shape I would be: Fluid and changeable.
If I were a number I would be: 37.
Hmm. I do believe I detect a pattern in how I see myself. How fascinating.
That's the really cool thing about these kinds of memes, you know -- figuring out something about yourself that you didn't know!