I don't even know.
Messing around on Omegle.com. A bunch of the people over at k_b are trolling Omegle. This just randomly happened. Has nothing to do with Kurt or Blaine or Glee, but Voldemort is involved. And unicorns, dragons, gummy bears, trolls, rainbow rays of mass destruction . . . I'm sober. I swear. I just . . . went crazy for a little while. LOL
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: sup?
You: HEY
You: NOTHING
Stranger: OKEY
Stranger: NICE TO KNOW
Stranger: :)
You: COOL
Stranger: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
You: AWESOME
You: I DON'T KNOW
You: IT'S STRANGELY AMUSING ME
Stranger: IT WAS REALLY IRRITATING
You: I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO
Stranger: I CAN'T CONSENTRATE TO THE MUSIC I AM LISTENING TO BECAUSE I AM SHOUTING SO LOUD IN MY HEAD
You: I'VE HAD TOO MUCH SUGAR AND THE UNICORNS ARE DOING A TANGO IN THE BATHROOM
Stranger: UUUUH, I LOVE UNICORNS
Stranger: ARE THEY PURPLE OR YELLOW?
Stranger: AND IS THE HORN TWISTED TO THE LEFT OR RIGHT?
You: THEY'RE RAINBOW COLORED.
You: THEIR HORNS FELL OFF WHILE FIGHTING THE DRAGON
Stranger: OH MY GOD
You: IT'S SUCH A MESS!
Stranger: I GUESS IT IS WORTH IT
Stranger: BECAUSE YOU HAVE UNICORNS AND A DRAGON
Stranger: IN YOUR BATHROOM
You: AH SHIT, HERE COMES VOLDEMORT. HE MUST SMELL THE BLOOD . . .
You: RUN AWAY
Stranger: I ONLY HAVE BAD SMELL
Stranger: HOW CAN HE SMELL WITHOUT A NOSE?
You: HE'S MAGIC OR SOMETHING.
Stranger: MAYBE HE'S JUST LONELY
Stranger: AND HAD A VISION THAT HE WAS HOLDING HAND WITH A UNICORN
Stranger: BUT THEY DON'T HAVE HANDS
Stranger: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY GOT
You: THEY DON'T HAVE HANDS BECAUSE THE GUMMY BEARS STOLE THEM TO MAKE PIXY DUST WITH THE FARIES AND FLY TO NEVERLAND!
Stranger: THE GUMMY BEARS ARE EVIL
Stranger: THEY ARE ON THE SAME TEAM AS TROLLS
Stranger: GUMMY BEARS IS REALLY A TROLLBOOGER
You: THOSE DAMN GUMMY BEARS ARE HUNTING ALL THE UNICORNS. SOON THEY WILL RULE THE WORLD. AND THE UNICORNS WILL DISSAPEAR FOREVER ; ;
Stranger: OH MY GOD, HOW WILL WE SURVIVE?!
You: THE TROLLS ARE AT WAR WITH THE GUMMY BEARS. THEY WANT TO USE THEIR SUGARY GOO TO FUEL THEIR RAINBOW SHOOTING WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
Stranger: THEN WHY IS THE GUMMY BEARS BOTHERING THE UNICORNS??!
Stranger: AND WHAT MESS WILL THE MASS DESTRUCTIONWEPON DO?
You: BECAUSE THE UNICORNS ARE KEEPING VOLDEMORT ALIVE, AND VOLDEMORT IS THE KING OF TROLLS
Stranger: BUT IF YOU SHUT THE BATHROOM DOOR, VOLDEMORT IS TRAPPED
You: IT'S A HUGE CONSPIRICY!
Stranger: IT IS MASSIVE
You: VOLDEMORT DOESN'T NEED NO STINKIN' DOORS. HE'S MAGIC.
Stranger: HE NEEDS A NOSE
Stranger: SO HE CAN SMELL UNICORNBLOOD
You: HE WANT'S TO STEAL THE RAINBOW GUN OF MASS DESTRUCTION TO SHOOT DOWN GONZO AND STEAL HIS NOSE!
Stranger: WHO THE HELL IS GONZO?
You: GONZO IS A MUPPET. HIS NOSE IS ENOURMOUS. VOLDEMORT WANTS IT SO HE CAN SMELL THE UNICORN BLOOD!
You: BUT FIRST HE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM.
Stranger: BUT GONZO IS PROTECED BY THE MUPPET SHOW
Stranger: AND DOROTY
You: IT'S SUCH A MESS!
Stranger: TURN OFF THE LIGHTS
Stranger: THEN YOU CAN'T SEE THE MESS
You: IF I DO THAT THEN HE MAY FALL IN THE TOILET AND MELT LIKE THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST, AND THEN THE UNICORN POPLULATION WILL GET OUT OF CONTROL, AND THE TROLLS WILL RIOT WITHOUT THEIR LEADER, AND THE RAINBOW RAY OF MASS DESTRUCTION WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF GONZO THE GREAT WHO WILL SURELY TAKE OUT THE FAIRYS AND FLY TO NEVERLAND.
Stranger: I GOT TO GO, THE GUMMY BEARS TOOK MY CAR
You: IT BEGINS!!!
You: LOL BYE. XD
Stranger: BYEEEEE
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Stranger: HEY
Stranger: sup?
You: HEY
You: NOTHING
Stranger: OKEY
Stranger: NICE TO KNOW
Stranger: :)
You: COOL
Stranger: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
You: AWESOME
You: I DON'T KNOW
You: IT'S STRANGELY AMUSING ME
Stranger: IT WAS REALLY IRRITATING
You: I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO
Stranger: I CAN'T CONSENTRATE TO THE MUSIC I AM LISTENING TO BECAUSE I AM SHOUTING SO LOUD IN MY HEAD
You: I'VE HAD TOO MUCH SUGAR AND THE UNICORNS ARE DOING A TANGO IN THE BATHROOM
Stranger: UUUUH, I LOVE UNICORNS
Stranger: ARE THEY PURPLE OR YELLOW?
Stranger: AND IS THE HORN TWISTED TO THE LEFT OR RIGHT?
You: THEY'RE RAINBOW COLORED.
You: THEIR HORNS FELL OFF WHILE FIGHTING THE DRAGON
Stranger: OH MY GOD
You: IT'S SUCH A MESS!
Stranger: I GUESS IT IS WORTH IT
Stranger: BECAUSE YOU HAVE UNICORNS AND A DRAGON
Stranger: IN YOUR BATHROOM
You: AH SHIT, HERE COMES VOLDEMORT. HE MUST SMELL THE BLOOD . . .
You: RUN AWAY
Stranger: I ONLY HAVE BAD SMELL
Stranger: HOW CAN HE SMELL WITHOUT A NOSE?
You: HE'S MAGIC OR SOMETHING.
Stranger: MAYBE HE'S JUST LONELY
Stranger: AND HAD A VISION THAT HE WAS HOLDING HAND WITH A UNICORN
Stranger: BUT THEY DON'T HAVE HANDS
Stranger: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY GOT
You: THEY DON'T HAVE HANDS BECAUSE THE GUMMY BEARS STOLE THEM TO MAKE PIXY DUST WITH THE FARIES AND FLY TO NEVERLAND!
Stranger: THE GUMMY BEARS ARE EVIL
Stranger: THEY ARE ON THE SAME TEAM AS TROLLS
Stranger: GUMMY BEARS IS REALLY A TROLLBOOGER
You: THOSE DAMN GUMMY BEARS ARE HUNTING ALL THE UNICORNS. SOON THEY WILL RULE THE WORLD. AND THE UNICORNS WILL DISSAPEAR FOREVER ; ;
Stranger: OH MY GOD, HOW WILL WE SURVIVE?!
You: THE TROLLS ARE AT WAR WITH THE GUMMY BEARS. THEY WANT TO USE THEIR SUGARY GOO TO FUEL THEIR RAINBOW SHOOTING WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
Stranger: THEN WHY IS THE GUMMY BEARS BOTHERING THE UNICORNS??!
Stranger: AND WHAT MESS WILL THE MASS DESTRUCTIONWEPON DO?
You: BECAUSE THE UNICORNS ARE KEEPING VOLDEMORT ALIVE, AND VOLDEMORT IS THE KING OF TROLLS
Stranger: BUT IF YOU SHUT THE BATHROOM DOOR, VOLDEMORT IS TRAPPED
You: IT'S A HUGE CONSPIRICY!
Stranger: IT IS MASSIVE
You: VOLDEMORT DOESN'T NEED NO STINKIN' DOORS. HE'S MAGIC.
Stranger: HE NEEDS A NOSE
Stranger: SO HE CAN SMELL UNICORNBLOOD
You: HE WANT'S TO STEAL THE RAINBOW GUN OF MASS DESTRUCTION TO SHOOT DOWN GONZO AND STEAL HIS NOSE!
Stranger: WHO THE HELL IS GONZO?
You: GONZO IS A MUPPET. HIS NOSE IS ENOURMOUS. VOLDEMORT WANTS IT SO HE CAN SMELL THE UNICORN BLOOD!
You: BUT FIRST HE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM.
Stranger: BUT GONZO IS PROTECED BY THE MUPPET SHOW
Stranger: AND DOROTY
You: IT'S SUCH A MESS!
Stranger: TURN OFF THE LIGHTS
Stranger: THEN YOU CAN'T SEE THE MESS
You: IF I DO THAT THEN HE MAY FALL IN THE TOILET AND MELT LIKE THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST, AND THEN THE UNICORN POPLULATION WILL GET OUT OF CONTROL, AND THE TROLLS WILL RIOT WITHOUT THEIR LEADER, AND THE RAINBOW RAY OF MASS DESTRUCTION WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF GONZO THE GREAT WHO WILL SURELY TAKE OUT THE FAIRYS AND FLY TO NEVERLAND.
Stranger: I GOT TO GO, THE GUMMY BEARS TOOK MY CAR
You: IT BEGINS!!!
You: LOL BYE. XD
Stranger: BYEEEEE