Who do you think you are?
I wish I had the courage to send this to Rhonda Poff, I honestly do. But for now, I shall type out my fury on this public website where my friends can tell me I am being foolish, or that my anger is justified. Be honest, everyone. I don't like being so angry, and if I am being foolish, then let me know! You'd be doing me a favor...
Dear Rhonda Poff,
Who the Hell do you think you are? Never in my life have I held such distaste for an individual human, and yet still love them and wish to please them. I would do anything for you, but it seems you'd do anything just to throw me down and pin me against the ever open arms of Satan. I won't give up faith in God just because He has one unjust and unrighteous follower that is determined to make me do so. I am a loyal Christian and no amount of fury will change that. Forever will I work to end my anger, but for now, you're simply a test I must face.
Seriously? I am trying to steal your "hubby"? I am MISERABLE when he isn't around and it is ME who ruins the hikes with my attitude? EXCUSE ME!? What the HELL woman!? I was upset because I knew you were sick! I was concerned for you because you are were my mummy Poff, but I don't need you anymore. I have a bond with my real ma now, thanks to the fact that she actually things I am right, FOR ONCE! You must know you messed up when Beth LaGasse and Lindsay LaGasse are on the same team. Smooth move, my demonic friend.
Another thing you should realize is that even your own husband is disagreeing with you and LYING to you. He is angry and hurt, because you're single handily destroy my life. And us two, we're father and daughter...No one messes with daddy's princess! Just like every time I hear you order him around, I turn from nice laughable Lindsay, in Spawn of Satan...No one messes with my daddy! Simple as that, Ms. Rhonda. You say I disrespect you, but you must earn my respect.
OH! I just want you to know that I thank you so very much! You have helped me prove to myself that I do love God more than the world! Your antics have made me lust for my own death for the first time in a while, but the 6th Commandment ("Thou shalt not kill") faithfully keeps me alive. You have shown me that despite the Hell you put me through, I can always manage to keep my love for my Savior and merciful Father at the forefront of my mind, so as to obey them no matter what I am going through. THANKS!
Ya know, you say this a lot: "Why don't you form bonds with us ladies? Let Danny hang with the men!" EH HEM!? Are you for real!? Two things. First, Danny CHOOSES to hang with me! He's my best friend and my daddy, and I am his best friend and his daughter! GET OVER IT! I am not a whore trying to get in his pants, I am simply a young girl who found someone who gives a DANG! Second, I REFUSE TO FORGE A RELATIONSHIP! I have tried to bond with you and Debbie, but y'all always pushed me away! Danny, Russ, and Ken all LOVE when I hang near them and speak with them! I instantly befriended them, and even more so, I instantly trusted Danny; never have been able to do that with anyone else before! So I won't pretend like everyone is dandy anymore. You have successfully attempted and FAILED at ruining my life. YOU DON'T OWN ME and guess what? You don't own Danny either so leave him the HELL ALONE!
Love Leave me alone,
Lindsay Margaret Poff<--In honor of Danny I keep this name, not you!