Ganked from none other than Charlotte Umstead
Go to your iTunes/iPod/media player and put it on shuffle. Say the
following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the
answer to the question.
1) What do you think of me? "Killer Queen" - Queen.
She's a killer Queen. Gunpowder gelatine. Dynamite with a laser beam. Guaranteed to blow your mind. Recommended at the price. Insatiable an appetite. wanna try?
...I guess I'm pretty slutty and cool according to my Windows Media
2) Will I have a happy life? "Get Gotten" - Ben Lee
I wanna get you, so get gotten. I won't stop til I get to the bottom. I wanna get you, so get gotten.
...Hmmm. interesting
3) What do my friends really think of me? "You Belong To Me" - Tori Amos
See the marketplace and old algiers, send me photographs and souveniers. Just remember when a dream appears, you belong to me. I'd be so alone without you. Maybe you'll be lonesome too?
...I hope this is true :) I love my friends beyond words.
4) Do people secretly lust after me? "Hey Baby" - No Doubt
I'm the kind of girl that hangs with the guys like a fly on the wall with my secret eyes. Takin' it in, try to be feminine with my make-up bag, watching all the sin. Misfit, I sit. Lit up, wicked. Everybody else surrounded by the girls with the tank tops and the flirty words.
...Scary. This is really how I am with guys. I am just "one of the guys". *sigh*
5) How can I make myself happy? "Call and Answer" - Barenaked Ladies
And if you call? I will answer. And if you fall? I'll pick you up. And if you court this disaster? I'll take you home.
...I'll let that one speak for itself, I s'pose.
6) What should I do with my life? "Broadway" - Goo Goo Dolls
You see you'd love to run home, but you know you ain't got one. Cuz you're livin in a world where you're best forgotten. When you're thinkin of a joke, ain't nobody gonna listen to the one small point, I know they've been missin around here.
...That's depressing? Ha. But the title. Oh the title.
7) Why must life be so full of pain? "Tears in Heaven" - Eric Clapton
Would you know my name, if I saw you in heaven? Would it be the same, if I saw you in heaven? I must be strong, and carry on, cause I know I don't belong here in heaven.
...Seperation is one of the most painful things in life. I guess? I know.
8) How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? "Don't Stop Til you Get Enough" - Michael Jackson
Fever. Temperatures risin now. Power is the force, the vow, that makes it happen. It asks no questions why. So get closer now to my body now. Just love me til you don't know how. Keep on with the force. Don't stop til you get enough.
...Apparently just never stop. Always have sex. I have to do it 24/7. Until "I don't know how" Any takers?
9) Will I ever have children? "I'm All Alone" - Spamalot Original Cast
I'm all alone (Patsy: he's all alone) All by myself (Patsy: except for me) I cannot face tomorrow (Patsy: he cannot face it) I'm all alone (Patsy: Though i am here) So all alone (Patsy: so very near) No one to share my sorrow
...So if I do have kids, then I will Ignore them entirely. lol. Damn.
10) Will I die happy? "Gamble Everything For Love" - Ben Lee
Tell me, are you feelin lost, have you crossed in the places that you never knew to get through? Tell me, are you gonna cry all night? Tell me the truth? And I'll tell you the truth. If you gamble everything for love, you're gonna be all right.
...If I gamble everything for love, I will.
11) Can you give me some advice? "Popular" - Wicked Soundtrack
Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I (And lets face it, who isn't less fortunate than I?) My tender heart tends to start to bleed. And when someone needs a makeover, I simply have to take over, I know, I know, exactly what they need. And even in your case, though it's the toughest I've yet to face. Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed, follow my lead, and yes indeed you will be popular.
...My jukebox is quite cocky, and apparently thinks I'm a huge loser... which is sad. But. I am doing this.
12) What do you think happiness is? "Mother Nature's Son" - The Beatles
Find me in a field of grass, mother nature's son. Swaying daises sing a lazy song beneath the sun. Tu tu, yeah yeah. Oh, oh, mother nature's son.
...I 100% agree. This sounds fabulous
13) What's my favorite fetish? "Crazy For You" - *NSYNC
I'm waiting for the phone to ring, and all the wonder love will bring. All the things, darlin, that I left behind, please give me a sign? A little smile would light my life. A single touch would blow my mind. Girl, you know, and now you've got to be mine. Until the end of time.
...I'm a stalker. yep. I stalk females.
14) How will I be remembered? "Give Judy My Notice" - Ben Folds
I knew if I made it easy for you, you'd settle for me, yeah.. eventually. But, Judy, I can't be myself anymore. It's way too hard. Being loved by default. And I can't do this any longer.
...I guess I will be underappreciated by someone I love. Huh.
15) What's the secret of life? "Tiny Dancer" - Elton John
Oh how it feels so real? Lyin here, with no one near. Only you, and you can hear me whisper softly. slowly. Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day, today.
...Oh. I heart this song. Way too much to dissect it. But I concur.
16) What's the best gift you've ever received? "Never Let You Go" - Third Eye Blind
And all our friends are gone. And all time moves on. And all I know is its wrong. But if there's a reason, it's lost on me. Maybe we'll be friends? I guess we'll see. I'll never let you go.
...I think always being there for someone would be up on my list. I have gotten it from countless of wonderful people.
17) Describe your perfect mate. "The Joker" - The Steve Miller Band
You're the cutest thing that I ever did see. Really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree. Lovey dovey, Lovey dovey, lovey dovey all the time. I'll sure show you a good time. I'm a picker. I'm a grinner. I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner. I play my music in the sun. I'm a joker. I'm a smoker. I'm a midnight toker. I sure don't want to hurt no one.
...Ha. A drug addict, sex god, with good intentions? But hey. At least he plays some kind of music.
18) What's the worst thing that's ever happened in the bathroom? "Sweet Home Alabama" - Lyndard Skynard
Big wheels keep on turnin, carryin me home to see my kind. Singin songs about the southland. I miss Alabama once again, and I think it's a sin, yes.
...I have no earthly idea.
19) What's your take on the socio-political ramifications of the North Korean nuclear threat? "Good Riddance" - Green Day
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope you had the time of your life.
...Yeah North Korea!!! Take that!!
20) What would you do if you had a million dollars? "Come Together" - The Beatles
He wear no shoeshine. He got toe jam football. He got monkey fever. He shoot Coca Cola. He say, "I know you, you know me. One thing I can tell you is, you got to be free." Come Together. Right now. Over Me.
...Be a hippe on drugs that spouts words of wisdom and has so much toe jam it plays football.
21) Describe your love life. "Dazed and Confused" - Led Zeppelin
You hurt and abuse, tellin all your lies. Run around, sweet baby. Lord. How they hypnotize. Sweet little baby, don't know where you've been. Gonna love you baby. Here I come again.
...Oh Stephen lol.
22) When's the best time to buy real estate? "Colorful" - Verve Pipe
The show is over, close the storybook. There will be no encore. And all the random hands that I have shook? They're reaching for the door. I watch their backs as they leave single file, but you stood stubborn, cheering all the while.
...I will buy real estate when no one believes I can! Except for my realtor, of course.
23) What was your first date like? "Ghost of A Good Thing" - Dashboard Confessional
Maybe it's love, but it's like you said. Love is like a role that we play. But. I believe in you so much, I could die for the words that you say. But I believe in you so much, I could die from the words that you say. But you're chasin the ghost of a good thing, haunting yourself as the real thing. It's getting away from you again, while you're chasing ghosts.
...It was spectacular. *sigh*
24) What will your funeral be like? "I Want You" - Savage Garden
Anytime I need to see your face, I just close my eyes. And I am taken to a place where your crystal minds and magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine. Sweet. Like a chica cherry cola.
...Please someone say that at my funeral.. baha.
following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the
answer to the question.
1) What do you think of me? "Killer Queen" - Queen.
She's a killer Queen. Gunpowder gelatine. Dynamite with a laser beam. Guaranteed to blow your mind. Recommended at the price. Insatiable an appetite. wanna try?
...I guess I'm pretty slutty and cool according to my Windows Media
2) Will I have a happy life? "Get Gotten" - Ben Lee
I wanna get you, so get gotten. I won't stop til I get to the bottom. I wanna get you, so get gotten.
...Hmmm. interesting
3) What do my friends really think of me? "You Belong To Me" - Tori Amos
See the marketplace and old algiers, send me photographs and souveniers. Just remember when a dream appears, you belong to me. I'd be so alone without you. Maybe you'll be lonesome too?
...I hope this is true :) I love my friends beyond words.
4) Do people secretly lust after me? "Hey Baby" - No Doubt
I'm the kind of girl that hangs with the guys like a fly on the wall with my secret eyes. Takin' it in, try to be feminine with my make-up bag, watching all the sin. Misfit, I sit. Lit up, wicked. Everybody else surrounded by the girls with the tank tops and the flirty words.
...Scary. This is really how I am with guys. I am just "one of the guys". *sigh*
5) How can I make myself happy? "Call and Answer" - Barenaked Ladies
And if you call? I will answer. And if you fall? I'll pick you up. And if you court this disaster? I'll take you home.
...I'll let that one speak for itself, I s'pose.
6) What should I do with my life? "Broadway" - Goo Goo Dolls
You see you'd love to run home, but you know you ain't got one. Cuz you're livin in a world where you're best forgotten. When you're thinkin of a joke, ain't nobody gonna listen to the one small point, I know they've been missin around here.
...That's depressing? Ha. But the title. Oh the title.
7) Why must life be so full of pain? "Tears in Heaven" - Eric Clapton
Would you know my name, if I saw you in heaven? Would it be the same, if I saw you in heaven? I must be strong, and carry on, cause I know I don't belong here in heaven.
...Seperation is one of the most painful things in life. I guess? I know.
8) How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? "Don't Stop Til you Get Enough" - Michael Jackson
Fever. Temperatures risin now. Power is the force, the vow, that makes it happen. It asks no questions why. So get closer now to my body now. Just love me til you don't know how. Keep on with the force. Don't stop til you get enough.
...Apparently just never stop. Always have sex. I have to do it 24/7. Until "I don't know how" Any takers?
9) Will I ever have children? "I'm All Alone" - Spamalot Original Cast
I'm all alone (Patsy: he's all alone) All by myself (Patsy: except for me) I cannot face tomorrow (Patsy: he cannot face it) I'm all alone (Patsy: Though i am here) So all alone (Patsy: so very near) No one to share my sorrow
...So if I do have kids, then I will Ignore them entirely. lol. Damn.
10) Will I die happy? "Gamble Everything For Love" - Ben Lee
Tell me, are you feelin lost, have you crossed in the places that you never knew to get through? Tell me, are you gonna cry all night? Tell me the truth? And I'll tell you the truth. If you gamble everything for love, you're gonna be all right.
...If I gamble everything for love, I will.
11) Can you give me some advice? "Popular" - Wicked Soundtrack
Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I (And lets face it, who isn't less fortunate than I?) My tender heart tends to start to bleed. And when someone needs a makeover, I simply have to take over, I know, I know, exactly what they need. And even in your case, though it's the toughest I've yet to face. Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed, follow my lead, and yes indeed you will be popular.
...My jukebox is quite cocky, and apparently thinks I'm a huge loser... which is sad. But. I am doing this.
12) What do you think happiness is? "Mother Nature's Son" - The Beatles
Find me in a field of grass, mother nature's son. Swaying daises sing a lazy song beneath the sun. Tu tu, yeah yeah. Oh, oh, mother nature's son.
...I 100% agree. This sounds fabulous
13) What's my favorite fetish? "Crazy For You" - *NSYNC
I'm waiting for the phone to ring, and all the wonder love will bring. All the things, darlin, that I left behind, please give me a sign? A little smile would light my life. A single touch would blow my mind. Girl, you know, and now you've got to be mine. Until the end of time.
...I'm a stalker. yep. I stalk females.
14) How will I be remembered? "Give Judy My Notice" - Ben Folds
I knew if I made it easy for you, you'd settle for me, yeah.. eventually. But, Judy, I can't be myself anymore. It's way too hard. Being loved by default. And I can't do this any longer.
...I guess I will be underappreciated by someone I love. Huh.
15) What's the secret of life? "Tiny Dancer" - Elton John
Oh how it feels so real? Lyin here, with no one near. Only you, and you can hear me whisper softly. slowly. Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day, today.
...Oh. I heart this song. Way too much to dissect it. But I concur.
16) What's the best gift you've ever received? "Never Let You Go" - Third Eye Blind
And all our friends are gone. And all time moves on. And all I know is its wrong. But if there's a reason, it's lost on me. Maybe we'll be friends? I guess we'll see. I'll never let you go.
...I think always being there for someone would be up on my list. I have gotten it from countless of wonderful people.
17) Describe your perfect mate. "The Joker" - The Steve Miller Band
You're the cutest thing that I ever did see. Really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree. Lovey dovey, Lovey dovey, lovey dovey all the time. I'll sure show you a good time. I'm a picker. I'm a grinner. I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner. I play my music in the sun. I'm a joker. I'm a smoker. I'm a midnight toker. I sure don't want to hurt no one.
...Ha. A drug addict, sex god, with good intentions? But hey. At least he plays some kind of music.
18) What's the worst thing that's ever happened in the bathroom? "Sweet Home Alabama" - Lyndard Skynard
Big wheels keep on turnin, carryin me home to see my kind. Singin songs about the southland. I miss Alabama once again, and I think it's a sin, yes.
...I have no earthly idea.
19) What's your take on the socio-political ramifications of the North Korean nuclear threat? "Good Riddance" - Green Day
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope you had the time of your life.
...Yeah North Korea!!! Take that!!
20) What would you do if you had a million dollars? "Come Together" - The Beatles
He wear no shoeshine. He got toe jam football. He got monkey fever. He shoot Coca Cola. He say, "I know you, you know me. One thing I can tell you is, you got to be free." Come Together. Right now. Over Me.
...Be a hippe on drugs that spouts words of wisdom and has so much toe jam it plays football.
21) Describe your love life. "Dazed and Confused" - Led Zeppelin
You hurt and abuse, tellin all your lies. Run around, sweet baby. Lord. How they hypnotize. Sweet little baby, don't know where you've been. Gonna love you baby. Here I come again.
...Oh Stephen lol.
22) When's the best time to buy real estate? "Colorful" - Verve Pipe
The show is over, close the storybook. There will be no encore. And all the random hands that I have shook? They're reaching for the door. I watch their backs as they leave single file, but you stood stubborn, cheering all the while.
...I will buy real estate when no one believes I can! Except for my realtor, of course.
23) What was your first date like? "Ghost of A Good Thing" - Dashboard Confessional
Maybe it's love, but it's like you said. Love is like a role that we play. But. I believe in you so much, I could die for the words that you say. But I believe in you so much, I could die from the words that you say. But you're chasin the ghost of a good thing, haunting yourself as the real thing. It's getting away from you again, while you're chasing ghosts.
...It was spectacular. *sigh*
24) What will your funeral be like? "I Want You" - Savage Garden
Anytime I need to see your face, I just close my eyes. And I am taken to a place where your crystal minds and magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine. Sweet. Like a chica cherry cola.
...Please someone say that at my funeral.. baha.