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Today I will introduce my favorite kind of shots, BJ (blowjob) shots. There are many different kinds of BJ shots, its name and recipts varies depend on the area/bar you're in. The following 4 are the most frequent served BJ shots:
1. German Blowjob:
How to make it: bottom the shot with Bailey's (irish cream), and middle with Rumplemintz (or Captain, cuz i don't like Rumplemintz), top the shot with Jagermeister.
Taste: I <3 Jagermeister, not as much as I <3 Lotus Exige and Enzo, so I'll give it 6.5/10
2. Aggressive/Raw Blowjob:
How to make it: Grain alcohol and Cola, more Cola than Grain alcohol
Taste: Nasty, don't try it, 3/10
3. Vegas Blowjob:
How to make it: orange juice, pinapple juice(any fruit juice you like really), Jagermeister, and rum (Captain is the way to go). Remember: Vegas Blowjob tastes better if all the ingredients are chilled first.
Taste: fruity, what more can I say, but tastes good. 7.5/10
4. ????? Blowjob (dunno what it's called, but ppl refer to it as just "blowjob"):
How to make it: Kahlua, Bailey's, and Scotch. mix them and put in a shot glass.
Taste: best blowjob EVER! I'm not a big fan of scotch, but Bailey's and Kahlua are both orgasmically (is that a word?)delicious. 9/10
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IMPORTANT
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Blowjobs won't be blowjobs if they don't have whipped cream. Top each with whipped cream for your maximum blowjob pleasure and experience. Each blowjob shots should be taken by the use of MOUTH ONLY, NO HANDS! (that's why it's called blowjob shots)
Okay, now that's done with, let's change subject. I won't be drinking this weekend, I'm broke. My aunt walked into my room today and took 50 bucks from me, because she thinks I should be more compassionate, so she's going to donate them to the victims of the Tsunami* (fuck spelling check, it's too much effort, and I'm lazy). Now, should I feel sorry for the Tsunami victims? Yes! Should I donate SOME of my money? Sure, already did that in school. Should I donate ALL of my liquor money for this month? Umm... I had no choice...
Goddamn Neo-Hippies, that's right, NEO, HIPPIES. Who are the neo-hippies? The enviormentalists, fuck the enviormentalists. With their "don't just throw paper away, recycle it, do you have any idea how many tree you're killing by doing that?" ethics. Honestly tho, they don't REALLY care about the enviorment, they don't REALLY want to help the enviorment, I mean, these are the same fucks who drive to work/school when they live like 2 blocks away; these are the same fucks who refuse to take a bus; these are the same fucks who refuse to drive a hybrid car; these are the same fucks who use plastic products like their lives are depend on it! And they're calling me the enemy of enviorment?
Who knows, maybe the world would be right again someday, like how it used to be. I have a dream, I dream that one day all the make up wearing shitty music making fucks of Good Charlotte will burn in hell; I dream that one day Nader would be the president, makes pot legal, and eliminates drinking age; I dream that one day there will be a cure for cancer, AIDS, and Procrastination; I dream that one day school cafeteria would make decent food, to throw at each other; I dream that one day we stop bombing the arabic countries, instead bomb people who really deserve it, the English and Canadians; I dream that one day there will be a worker's union for pimps and hoes... Until that day comes, I will keep on dreaming...
1. German Blowjob:
How to make it: bottom the shot with Bailey's (irish cream), and middle with Rumplemintz (or Captain, cuz i don't like Rumplemintz), top the shot with Jagermeister.
Taste: I <3 Jagermeister, not as much as I <3 Lotus Exige and Enzo, so I'll give it 6.5/10
2. Aggressive/Raw Blowjob:
How to make it: Grain alcohol and Cola, more Cola than Grain alcohol
Taste: Nasty, don't try it, 3/10
3. Vegas Blowjob:
How to make it: orange juice, pinapple juice(any fruit juice you like really), Jagermeister, and rum (Captain is the way to go). Remember: Vegas Blowjob tastes better if all the ingredients are chilled first.
Taste: fruity, what more can I say, but tastes good. 7.5/10
4. ????? Blowjob (dunno what it's called, but ppl refer to it as just "blowjob"):
How to make it: Kahlua, Bailey's, and Scotch. mix them and put in a shot glass.
Taste: best blowjob EVER! I'm not a big fan of scotch, but Bailey's and Kahlua are both orgasmically (is that a word?)delicious. 9/10
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IMPORTANT
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Blowjobs won't be blowjobs if they don't have whipped cream. Top each with whipped cream for your maximum blowjob pleasure and experience. Each blowjob shots should be taken by the use of MOUTH ONLY, NO HANDS! (that's why it's called blowjob shots)
Okay, now that's done with, let's change subject. I won't be drinking this weekend, I'm broke. My aunt walked into my room today and took 50 bucks from me, because she thinks I should be more compassionate, so she's going to donate them to the victims of the Tsunami* (fuck spelling check, it's too much effort, and I'm lazy). Now, should I feel sorry for the Tsunami victims? Yes! Should I donate SOME of my money? Sure, already did that in school. Should I donate ALL of my liquor money for this month? Umm... I had no choice...
Goddamn Neo-Hippies, that's right, NEO, HIPPIES. Who are the neo-hippies? The enviormentalists, fuck the enviormentalists. With their "don't just throw paper away, recycle it, do you have any idea how many tree you're killing by doing that?" ethics. Honestly tho, they don't REALLY care about the enviorment, they don't REALLY want to help the enviorment, I mean, these are the same fucks who drive to work/school when they live like 2 blocks away; these are the same fucks who refuse to take a bus; these are the same fucks who refuse to drive a hybrid car; these are the same fucks who use plastic products like their lives are depend on it! And they're calling me the enemy of enviorment?
Who knows, maybe the world would be right again someday, like how it used to be. I have a dream, I dream that one day all the make up wearing shitty music making fucks of Good Charlotte will burn in hell; I dream that one day Nader would be the president, makes pot legal, and eliminates drinking age; I dream that one day there will be a cure for cancer, AIDS, and Procrastination; I dream that one day school cafeteria would make decent food, to throw at each other; I dream that one day we stop bombing the arabic countries, instead bomb people who really deserve it, the English and Canadians; I dream that one day there will be a worker's union for pimps and hoes... Until that day comes, I will keep on dreaming...