random thoughts

Jan 04, 2005 21:16

I like hockey, I really do like hockey. Besides the fact that the hockey equipments can make the skinniest fuck looks huge, it also allows players to tackle the living fuck outta each other. That's always fun to watch. I guess u can say the samething about football, but hockey is faster, much faster. I mean, I dont really wanna watch a bunch of panzies wearing skin tight tights bending over every goddamn 3 minutes just trying to advance a couple of fucking yards, fuck football. And wrestling is worse in that sense. Baseball is kinda fun, but too limited, not a lot of shit u can do on that field, I mean, what's the most injury a baseball player can have? Soccer is not a sport, no, I dont consider anything that doesn't allow the use of hands a sport. But lax, I like lax, but not as much as hockey. I think if I have a son, I would be like a hockey dad, how awesome would that be. I wouldn't even give a shit if my kid's any good, I just want my kid to check the shit outta the other team every game. And every time my kid takes out some random fuck, I would be sitting on the bench holding a beer smoking some reef and be like "that's my boy." I hate the Pearl River fucks...

I don't believe in God, I mean, I tried, I really, really tried. But it just doesn't work out, there's too many flaws in religions. In fact, I make fun of religious ppl. Hmm... how should I start, Virgin Mary was whore, for pregant with a child not from her husband; Jesus was a bastard, cuz he technically doens't have a father; Joseph was a pussy for letting another person plant seed in his wife and didn't do shit about it. And u know that whole walking on water and turning water into wine shit? It's fucking overrated. It just means he can't swim and had to walk on it instead, and the turning water into wine shit just proves that he's an alcoholic, not that there's anything wrong with being an alcoholic. And that look Jesus had? The hair, the robe, the beard, he was a goddamn hippie. An alcoholic hippie nontheless, and can't swim. Am I gonna let my kid be catholic and let him to be touch by his priest? Fuck no!

I've decided to start my own religion, I'm calling my own religion "Bob", just because Bob is an awesome name for religion. I'm replacing the concept of a God with Bob, Bob the higher power, Bob the balance, Bob the supreme one and shit like that. Bobism adapts the freedom religion of Buddism, it's okay to believe another God, as long as u practice the inner "Bob" in you. In Bobism, we encourage the use of bad words, such as fuck, shit, cunt, cock, fucking shit eating cunt hating cock master etc. Monday is beer day for bobism, go crazy, get drunk, go party whatever; Every Tuesday is pot day, get high, celebrate with the inner bob in you, cuz usually when u're high, inner bob might speak to u; Wednesday is hunting day, what the fuck, grab your 12 gauge, go shoot something; Thusday is BBQ day, eat the shit u hunted yesterday; Friday, party day, chill with ur bros and hoes, but remeber this shit: bros before hoes; Saturday is do whatever the fuck u want day, like casual friday, but casual saturday; And Sunday we'll eat pizza and play some Halo, fuck Halo 2. In Bobism we don't have any restrictions, we believing freedom of choice, we'll respect u for being a dumb shit, but we just don't like you. we're not conservitive pricks like the republicans or ignorant fucks like the democrats, we support the green party, Nader is the man...

Last thing about Bobism, hot low self esteem bisexual girls are saints, and feminists are the Devil!

~KAZZYA, DON'T POST HATE COMMENTS, REMEBER, I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU!
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