Easy Drunk
So, the easiest drunk driver I've ever had.
I'm parked, squad to squad, with my Sgt. A truck pulls up behind me and my Sgt pulls forward to see what the guy wants. I exit my squad and approach on foot. The guy gets out of his car - staggering - and tells us he wishes to report that his front license plate was stolen... 'cept I can see his eyes and smell his breath. When I ask him if he'd been drinking he tells me that he has and that he's drunk...
I don't know that I'll ever have a drunk driver that is that easy again...
I'm parked, squad to squad, with my Sgt. A truck pulls up behind me and my Sgt pulls forward to see what the guy wants. I exit my squad and approach on foot. The guy gets out of his car - staggering - and tells us he wishes to report that his front license plate was stolen... 'cept I can see his eyes and smell his breath. When I ask him if he'd been drinking he tells me that he has and that he's drunk...
I don't know that I'll ever have a drunk driver that is that easy again...