Isobel and Nathaniel's IM conversations at work
What Nathaniel and Isobel do on their laptops, during SHIELD staff meetings.
izzy_chambers: Nathaniel, why are you glaring at Dr. Pym like that?
red_eyed_sin: He sent me an electronic message saying I did not properly fill out paperwork
izzy_chambers: I think it is making him nervous. O_o
red_eyed_sin: To what does "O_o" refer?
izzy_chambers: Oh, um...you know, like, "eh?"
red_eyed_sin: No
izzy_chambers: Okay, like, looking at someone with one big eye and one little one. Skeptical.
red_eyed_sin: Ah.
red_eyed_sin: Are you paying attention?
izzy_chambers: Um, are YOU?
red_eyed_sin: Certainly. We are discussing safety precautions for weather related disasters. The bloke from purchasing is annoyed about properly filling out cheque requests.
izzy_chambers: He is? He didn't say that.
red_eyed_sin: He is going to.
izzy_chambers: Are you reading his mind? Nathaniel, you're not supposed to do that here at meetings, remember? You ruined Casey's birthday surprise lunch that one time.
red_eyed_sin: I am doing no such thing.
izzy_chambers: Then how did you know about Rick's check thing?
red_eyed_sin: It is third on the agenda under "new business: department concerns. Rick Daniels, Purchasing, Check Request Requirements and Misuse."
izzy_chambers: ...oh.
red_eyed_sin: The agenda was sent electronically.
izzy_chambers: I know. I just don't ever read them.
red_eyed_sin: You are item four under "new business: department concerns."
izzy_chambers: !!!!! OMG, email me!!
red_eyed_sin: Only teasing.
izzy_chambers: >_<
red_eyed_sin: ?
izzy_chambers: God, you have that book on Internet-speak. Use it. That's a cranky face. BECAUSE THAT WAS MEAN.
red_eyed_sin: Sinister. Do look it up.
izzy_chambers: Right, Mr. Evil. This morning, you fixed Rachel's lunch and totally put a Hostess cupcake in it. I SAW.
red_eyed_sin: Rachel enjoys those packages treats. Why is this worth mentioning?
izzy_chambers: You're a genius, spend a second thinking about it. Mr. Evil supervillain gave his girlfriend a cupcake in her lunchbox.
red_eyed_sin: Maybe I poisoned it.
izzy_chambers: No you didn't.
red_eyed_sin: I am going to telepathically suggest that you would like to be a 'tornado team captain", which would amuse me and end this mind-numbing discussion.
izzy_chambers: I'm totally telling on you if you do that.
red_eyed_sin: As you wish. I shan't telepathically disabuse Pym of the notion he should ask you to dinner again, then.
izzy_chambers: Okay, THAT is Sinister.
red_eyed_sin: Nice of you to notice. :-)
izzy_chambers: Please don't use smiley faces. It creeps me out. Also, I just got to the fourth stage on Super Bonus Mahjong. BEAT THAT, Essex!
izzy_chambers: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU JUST VOLUNTEERED ME FOR THAT STUPID TORNADO CAPTAIN THING.
red_eyed_sin: I did no such thing.
izzy_chambers: Whatever! You totally did!! "Oh, who would be good for that? HOW ABOUT ISOBEL CHAMBERS?" Ugh. I hate you.
red_eyed_sin: A coincidence, my dear.
izzy_chambers: WHATEVER. I'm telling Rachel on you.
red_eyed_sin: She shan't care, Isobel.
izzy_chambers: God. You're right. Fine, you ass. I'm leading you STRAIGHT into a tornado, then, if one ever comes. Suck it!
red_eyed_sin: You would senselessly murder the other--it appears, 14 people--on our team, just to cause my destruction?
izzy_chambers: You betcha. Besides, one of them is Pym.
izzy_chambers: OMG, Nathaniel, stop SMILING over there!!! People are going to figure out we're not listening.
red_eyed_sin: I think that is relatively obvious. It is only that I am pleased, and you said I should cease with the emoticons.
izzy_chambers: ...
izzy_chambers: If I have to choose, I pick the emoticon. You look really smug.
red_eyed_sin: What is the emoticon for that?
izzy_chambers: <> : -P (you, with your diamond, sticking your tongue out.)
red_eyed_sin: O_o
red_eyed_sin: Did I use that correctly?
izzy_chambers: *dies*
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izzy_chambers: Nathaniel, why are you glaring at Dr. Pym like that?
red_eyed_sin: He sent me an electronic message saying I did not properly fill out paperwork
izzy_chambers: I think it is making him nervous. O_o
red_eyed_sin: To what does "O_o" refer?
izzy_chambers: Oh, um...you know, like, "eh?"
red_eyed_sin: No
izzy_chambers: Okay, like, looking at someone with one big eye and one little one. Skeptical.
red_eyed_sin: Ah.
red_eyed_sin: Are you paying attention?
izzy_chambers: Um, are YOU?
red_eyed_sin: Certainly. We are discussing safety precautions for weather related disasters. The bloke from purchasing is annoyed about properly filling out cheque requests.
izzy_chambers: He is? He didn't say that.
red_eyed_sin: He is going to.
izzy_chambers: Are you reading his mind? Nathaniel, you're not supposed to do that here at meetings, remember? You ruined Casey's birthday surprise lunch that one time.
red_eyed_sin: I am doing no such thing.
izzy_chambers: Then how did you know about Rick's check thing?
red_eyed_sin: It is third on the agenda under "new business: department concerns. Rick Daniels, Purchasing, Check Request Requirements and Misuse."
izzy_chambers: ...oh.
red_eyed_sin: The agenda was sent electronically.
izzy_chambers: I know. I just don't ever read them.
red_eyed_sin: You are item four under "new business: department concerns."
izzy_chambers: !!!!! OMG, email me!!
red_eyed_sin: Only teasing.
izzy_chambers: >_<
red_eyed_sin: ?
izzy_chambers: God, you have that book on Internet-speak. Use it. That's a cranky face. BECAUSE THAT WAS MEAN.
red_eyed_sin: Sinister. Do look it up.
izzy_chambers: Right, Mr. Evil. This morning, you fixed Rachel's lunch and totally put a Hostess cupcake in it. I SAW.
red_eyed_sin: Rachel enjoys those packages treats. Why is this worth mentioning?
izzy_chambers: You're a genius, spend a second thinking about it. Mr. Evil supervillain gave his girlfriend a cupcake in her lunchbox.
red_eyed_sin: Maybe I poisoned it.
izzy_chambers: No you didn't.
red_eyed_sin: I am going to telepathically suggest that you would like to be a 'tornado team captain", which would amuse me and end this mind-numbing discussion.
izzy_chambers: I'm totally telling on you if you do that.
red_eyed_sin: As you wish. I shan't telepathically disabuse Pym of the notion he should ask you to dinner again, then.
izzy_chambers: Okay, THAT is Sinister.
red_eyed_sin: Nice of you to notice. :-)
izzy_chambers: Please don't use smiley faces. It creeps me out. Also, I just got to the fourth stage on Super Bonus Mahjong. BEAT THAT, Essex!
izzy_chambers: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU JUST VOLUNTEERED ME FOR THAT STUPID TORNADO CAPTAIN THING.
red_eyed_sin: I did no such thing.
izzy_chambers: Whatever! You totally did!! "Oh, who would be good for that? HOW ABOUT ISOBEL CHAMBERS?" Ugh. I hate you.
red_eyed_sin: A coincidence, my dear.
izzy_chambers: WHATEVER. I'm telling Rachel on you.
red_eyed_sin: She shan't care, Isobel.
izzy_chambers: God. You're right. Fine, you ass. I'm leading you STRAIGHT into a tornado, then, if one ever comes. Suck it!
red_eyed_sin: You would senselessly murder the other--it appears, 14 people--on our team, just to cause my destruction?
izzy_chambers: You betcha. Besides, one of them is Pym.
izzy_chambers: OMG, Nathaniel, stop SMILING over there!!! People are going to figure out we're not listening.
red_eyed_sin: I think that is relatively obvious. It is only that I am pleased, and you said I should cease with the emoticons.
izzy_chambers: ...
izzy_chambers: If I have to choose, I pick the emoticon. You look really smug.
red_eyed_sin: What is the emoticon for that?
izzy_chambers: <> : -P (you, with your diamond, sticking your tongue out.)
red_eyed_sin: O_o
red_eyed_sin: Did I use that correctly?
izzy_chambers: *dies*
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