Via Crooked Timber, it's:

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies!

Will the first line be something like:

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in
possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife (who can kick zombie ass!)Surely there must be other Literary Classics that can be improved upon with the addition of zombies (or ( Read more... )

For Christmas, I bought Miss Barnes the Miss Marple DVD boxset
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