i was driving down la brea, appropriately irritated with the traffic. i ended up behind this car, nurse's shoe white, with a crunched behind. the trunk, bumper and the stuff in between was pushed in. the trunk didn't latch, and the lid bounced up and down as the car accelerated. i hoped i would not hit red lights as i shadowed the laughing car ( Read more... )

appeared to be a complete ass, the insensitive type who makes fun of retarded people and lives for the schadenfreude. the lot manager at hollywood center studios cruises around in a red segue, the deluxe model with the bicycle seat. i assumed that he thought bikes were old-school and golf carts were too fantasy island. or maybe it was a power ( Read more... )

arturo, while rubbing old english (the scratch cover, not the malt liquor) into the scrapes on the particle board-faux woodgrained-plastic topcoat- entertainment center...says yeah it's covering fine...but real wood actually appreciates this attention.