{MM} October

[rebeccavoy]

October Transcripts:

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Snippets:

October 3




Sarah tries to prove that she is, in fact, rugged

Sarah:
A bug bit me, look.

Becca:
Wow that’s actually a pretty big bite. Which insect has been giving you hickeys? That’s inappropriate.

Courtney:
A ladybug. BADUM-DUM!

October 4




balancing pens on forehead

“I need to go on google and check my symptoms again cause I self-diagnosed and I needed to make sure I wasn’t overreacting… I under-reacted and now I’m pretty much dying. *sniffles* I love you both.”  - Sezzy

October 5

Becca:
*is mean to Courtney*

Courtney:
Ha. Ha. Ha. Hear the genuine laughter?

Sez:
Yes I do. It’s coming from me.

“You think I wear this orange hat every day for fashion? NO! It’s a safety precaution so I don’t get stepped on!” - Courtney

Sez:
Look it’s the Courtney smily ----> .

All:
[much hilarity ensues]

Courtney:
[.] I’m stuck in a box

Sez:
? something’s falling on you

Courtney:
[?] Mario box!

Sez:
: Courtney looking in a mirror

Sez:
; Courtney in a fun house

Courtney:
./\ I’m climbing a mountain

Becca:
/\. You fell down the mountain

Sez:
^' Courtney ON the mountain

Courtney:
That’s right bitches, I climbed all the way to the top, I made it! … it was a hill, wasn’t it?

Sez/Becca:
It was a grain of sand.

Courtney:
(.) hehe I look like a boob

Courtney:
~.~ I’m in the ocean!

Sez:
S.S You’re surrounded by snakes

Courtney:
.| I have a javelin… or a toothpick!

Sez:
.# Courtney with a lot of matches

Sez:
sss

Sez:
ss

Sez:
s

Sez:
.# Courtney setting fire to the matches with smoke

Courtney:
/\

Courtney:
|.| It’s my house!

Sez:
* ^ *

Sez:
*1.1**

Sez:
*uu*

Sez:
I fly you to the moon

Sarah:
&. it’s Courtney going onto a go cart race track

Sarah:
$. it’s Courtney standing next to a motor cross road

Sarah:
[. It’s Courtney standing on a stage

October 9

“Why did the librarian have a really hard time finding a book for the frog? Because every time he came in he would say ‘reddit’… hehehe I just made that up myself, I’m so proud!” - Sarah

Courtney:
Can’t I just have a salad?

Courtney’s mum:
NO! YOU’RE IRON DEFICIENT!

Becca:
You can have a salad, but only if you go lick the Titanic.

Courtney:
Why?

Becca:
Cause you need the iron

Courtney:
Iron Man…

Becca:
Well hey, if you want to go lick Iron Man you go right ahead.

Courtney:
WHY WOULD YOU WHY?!

October 9

“SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT… oh good job Lauren, shout smut repeatedly on a bus.” - Lauren

October 11

LisaWind:
I refuse to believe this business about snow on a Friday

Becca:
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

LisaWind:
It’s already snowed out west and we’re supposed to get snow in the mountains here tomorrow, and here here friday night *grumble*

Becca:
…SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW (hehe)

LisaWind:
I give up

Becca:
that was probably a very wise move lol

LisaWind:
yeah. If it does snow I will get pics for you though. your enthusiasm makes me less cranky about the cold..

Becca:
YAAAAAAAAY! Cause I like snow :D

LisaWind:
I know you do. I so wanna get you stuck in a blizzard just to see your face. @epistolary and snow blowing sideways is funny enough.

Becca:
I am going to be that annoying person who dances in the snow …then falls and brings @sarah_dude with me.

LisaWind:
I do that with rain. It’s fun.

Becca:
oh no, I sing in the rain :D and spin! (and try to climb lampposts)

LisaWind:
I love you Becca

Becca:
*cheesy grin* cause I’m silly.

Sarah:
*smacks Marcia full in the face with a pillow*

Marcia:
…

Sarah:
…ooooh I’m so sorry. Don’t hit me… please don’t kill me, no one knows I’m here.

Courtney/
Becca:
*wait with baited breath*




Corner of Shame

October 12




October 13

Marcia:
*joins conversation midway*

Becca:
…and that’s when I start shaking.

Marcia:
Wow. That was an interesting part to come into the conversation.

Marcia:
*posts photo of Sarah*

Courtney:
*gleeful*

Becca:
Dude. She is going to KILL you.

Marcia:
Oh yeah? REMEMBER THAT PILLOW, BITCH?

Marcia:
Regret is for suckers. Bitch.

Courtney:
Word.

Marcia:
Yo.

October 14




Sarah has an idea

October 25

“I ship Courtney with her knee. Ship name. COURT-KNEE. THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES.” - Sarah

October 29

Marcia:
Do you have the safe search on? Turn the browser condom off.

Elaine:
I always engage in unsafe searching.

Courtney:
Just make sure you don’t get a virus.