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(While discussing weight gain among old friends)

Middle age spread is one thing... The whole tub of butter is quite another!

I have friends that FSD doesn't, so for your viewing pleasure, look at dis!

So, FSD, phenelsteax and I got all of our stuff packed and ready to go to Pittsburgh for a family Christmas. As we left, Alan wondered what we would end up forgetting. We left a message for his family to say we had left ( Read more... )

Warm weather.......................HAPPY ( Read more... )

My sister called me yesterday morning to find out how Stephen is doing (he has croup).

So, I said, "I'm feeling croupy!"
She responded, "Just take it in stridor!"
I told her she was a hack.

The point of this post?

Oh, yeah, I feel awful.

Ugh.

I heard the mosquito loud and clear.

Now I have a headache...

Wait, does this mean I'm still young??? :) :) :)

Actually, this would be funny to anybody, not just those expecting a baby.

( I gacked this from one of the pregnant women on the IVillage website. )

For those who have experienced pregnancy and/or are parents, this is (as my brother-in-law would say) fucking hilarious!

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Day 1: Not a good day. Son killed. His brother Richard responsible. V. upsetting ( Read more... )